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And its pretty crowded, but I find a nice little table when I get here and get my coffee and set up my workplace (finishing up a research paper).

Well I see this girl looking around for a seat...and finally she comes up to my table (which has two other chairs) and asks if anyone's sitting there. I tell her no and that she can have a seat if she likes. She obliges, saying "there really aren't any seats around" (when there actually are a couple...but she'd be sitting on a couch or at a bar).

Well about 15 minutes go by and about half the coffee house clears out, so there are about three or four other tables available. I see her look around, but she decides to stay. She's taking up about two-thirds of the table and I can't spread out my law review articles to go through while I finish up my paper.

She's not hot at all...so I want to tell her to leave (or at least insinuate it). And she's drinking her iced coffee about one sip every twenty minutes. She's on about a three hour pace.

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4/22/2008 1:31:57 PM

yh,tba!

4/22/2008 1:32:48 PM

just dont call her right away.

4/22/2008 1:32:52 PM

Fuck. Two tables of people leave right beside us...and she pulls out her fucking laptop. I think I'm in this for the long haul.

4/22/2008 1:34:00 PM

be like "you know those iced coffees and moca lattes and whatnot are basically just caffeinated milkshakes...all that is going to go straight to your fat ass"

be sure to post her response!

4/22/2008 1:34:13 PM

y u bein' a bish?

4/22/2008 1:34:30 PM

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"there are about three or four other tables available. I see her look around, but she decides to stay. She's taking up about two-thirds of the table and I can't spread out my law review articles to go through while I finish up my paper."

she's the only one who can leave in this situation?

just move

4/22/2008 1:34:49 PM

she is desperate for attention.

4/22/2008 1:35:15 PM

dude, get over it. make her a friend of yours. she may be a diamond in the rough. you never know. what difference does it make to you if she's there or not?

4/22/2008 1:35:17 PM

i think lauren is right...maybe she has some hot friends

4/22/2008 1:35:33 PM

^^^^ But that would seem offensive. I'm too nice.

[and I'm basically just complaining. not really looking for advice]

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2008 1:35:41 PM

she's probably awesome at giving head.... THINK ABOUT IT

4/22/2008 1:36:09 PM

^^ no, it wouldn't

you need space, so go get more

it's not hard, you don't owe her anything: bitch is taking up most of your table

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : ,]

4/22/2008 1:36:16 PM

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"it's not hard, you don't owe her anything: bitch is taking up most of your table"

But she owes me. I let her sit at my table. Coffee house rules. Too bad she's not on t-dub and could see my thread.



***Interesting development. The harder I type, the more the table shakes and in turn makes her lap-top shake pretty bad. Maybe I can type even harder and annoy her into leaving.

4/22/2008 1:38:37 PM

you're seriously passive aggressive

4/22/2008 1:39:23 PM

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"be like "you know those iced coffees and moca lattes and whatnot are basically just caffeinated milkshakes...all that is going to go straight to your fat ass""

they're not that bad if you get skim milk. it's just milk with espresso and a shot of flavor syrup.

at Cup A Joe there's this guy I call "Heart Attack Latte Man." He always gets a 24 oz latte, with extra caramel, whipped cream, and breve which means made with CREAM instead of milk. That drink is seriously like 1100 calories.

4/22/2008 1:39:24 PM

just wet yourself. she'll leave.

4/22/2008 1:40:00 PM

turn up your speaks and open this link

http://www.coyfamily.org/Girl.mp3

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:40 PM. Reason : i was gonna change it to speakers but i prefer 'speaks']

4/22/2008 1:40:11 PM

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"a 24 oz latte, with extra caramel, whipped cream, and breve"

4/22/2008 1:42:13 PM

^
[poop]

brick

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4/22/2008 1:43:02 PM

yeah no shit!

sometimes he gets two of them ... I'd like to think that one is for a friend but I'm not so sure

4/22/2008 1:43:32 PM

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"you're seriously passive aggressive"

Meh...I guess I'm somewhat passive aggressive. I'm also just really nice in real life.

4/22/2008 1:43:54 PM

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"i think lauren is right...maybe she has some hot friends"

you look cute so you might just need to tell her to leave, esp if she was ballsy enough to sit down in the first place. Tell her you dont have enough room to spread out and do your work or just get up and say that you had been waiting for a bigger table to open up anyway

4/22/2008 1:49:08 PM

If you don't move, she's going to view it as an opening to start talking to you, using the reasoning 'if he weren't at least a little interested, he'd have moved by now'

4/22/2008 1:50:20 PM

he's cute? Which one is he? Retard #1 or retard #2?




hehe...i'm just playing. i'm sure you're a really shallow nice, sweet, intelligent guy...

4/22/2008 1:52:28 PM

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"she's going to view it as an opening to start talking to you"

That's why I've kept my head-phones in even though my i-tunes is fucked up and I can't listen to music ( ). I also think the time frame has closed for her to make her first move. She might make a last ditch effort before she leaves...but I don't see it happening.

She's also ruining my chances today with the ridiculously hot girls that frequent this place. I hope I don't get associated with her as more than a friend.

4/22/2008 1:54:35 PM

then


MOVE

4/22/2008 1:55:11 PM

^^^Haha...retard #1 on the left is my sister's ex-boyfriend. Nicest guy in the world...but does actually look slightly handicapped. And on that particular day...not only did I look retarded...but I also acted retarded. ESPN Gameday was in Raleigh, so it was excusable.

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:56 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2008 1:56:09 PM

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" hehe...i'm just playing. i'm sure you're a really shallow nice, sweet, intelligent guy..."

No need to cross it out...I can be pretty shallow.

4/22/2008 1:57:48 PM

this is why you should just go to your law library where rudeness is acceptable

4/22/2008 2:01:06 PM

idk why but this was the first thing i clicked on



but i definatly thought oh snap, he isn't to bad looken

4/22/2008 2:01:38 PM

^Thanks.

And she finally left. I'm relieved, but at the same time kind of pissed. She didn't even thank me for letting her sit there. Maybe she was pissed that I didn't try and conversate.

Either way...I will still be receptive to sharing a table at the coffeehouse...but not with her.

4/22/2008 2:20:13 PM

you should have taken your shirt off and said, "do you think my chest needs shaving again? it feels sort of stubbly."

4/22/2008 2:38:11 PM

Shoulda asked her if she like tranny-midget pr0n and then attempted to show her.

4/22/2008 2:39:46 PM

she's probably awesome at giving head.... THINK ABOUT IT

NC86 wins this thread

4/22/2008 2:40:43 PM

http://flickr.com/search/?w=all&q=first+goatse&m=text

4/22/2008 2:40:51 PM

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"do you think my chest needs shaving again? it feels sort of stubbly.""

I don't shave my chest.

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"Shoulda asked her if she like tranny-midget pr0n and then attempted to show her."

Was thinking about resorting to something along these lines if it looked like she was going to stay much longer.

4/22/2008 2:44:55 PM

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"***Interesting development. The harder I type, the more the table shakes and in turn makes her lap-top shake pretty bad. Maybe I can type even harder and annoy her into leaving."

you shouold've brought up a thing of internet DDR and starting smashing your keyboard

4/22/2008 2:45:48 PM

4/22/2008 2:53:39 PM

go to the library

4/22/2008 4:22:43 PM

you just want to steal his stuff.

4/22/2008 4:26:07 PM

If only there had been some way to communicate to her and let her know you wanted more room...

4/22/2008 4:34:01 PM

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"go to the library"

I hate studying in the library. I've found our local coffee place to be the perfect place to study. Quiet enough to where I'm not too distracted...but enough going on to where I'm not in complete isolation (which is when I get stir-crazy).

Quote :

"If only there had been some way to communicate to her and let her know you wanted more room..."

As mentioned earlier...I think I'm just too nice in situations like these.

4/22/2008 4:37:18 PM

So I go out and watch the NBA playoffs with a friend of mine last night. We decide to grab a few drinks afterwards and stop by the bar I work at.

Well I'm sitting outside the bar on a bench talking to a few friends and this girl walks by and stops and goes..."Hey...I sat with you at the table at Kudu Coffee today." Me - "Oh yeah...hey, my name's John." Her - "My name's Chloe."

Before I could try and continue a friendly conversation...she basically runs away. Coincidence?? Stalking?? I'm hiding in the corner of the coffee house today. Small table, no room for sharing.

4/23/2008 2:38:23 PM

Just carry a concealed handgun to shoot her with.

You know... Since girl stalkers are a real threat these days.

4/23/2008 2:41:51 PM

she gonna kill you

4/23/2008 2:43:29 PM

^^^ looks like you have a new friend

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : asd]

4/23/2008 2:44:04 PM

Just hope she doesn't find out who your friends are and that she becomes friends with them. This happened to me, except with my little brother. Bitch was at my house everyday for a straight month. I was literally afraid to go home. *shudder*

4/23/2008 2:44:23 PM

4/23/2008 2:44:52 PM

Just be like "Yahhh trick yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....get out my face. GET OUT MY FACE!!!!!!!"

4/23/2008 2:47:37 PM