Being woken up to the sound of my cat vomiting
Cat licking its asshole and making the slurping, nomming sound
Hearing other people eat

and go.

4/20/2008 1:00:16 PM

umm thanks for that mental pic


I mean FUCK YOU

4/20/2008 1:01:00 PM

Maybe your cat vomits because it slurps its own asshole.

4/20/2008 1:03:58 PM

Maybe your cat vomits because it slurps its own asshole.

4/20/2008 1:05:20 PM

could be
I just hate being in a deep sleep to hear *HURK HURK HURK HURK SPLAT*

4/20/2008 1:05:35 PM

OMG didn't need that

4/20/2008 1:06:27 PM

I can attest to the fact that a cat regurgitating is a NASTY sound.

Also bad sounds:
yippy dogs
car horns
muffled bassline from distant Mexican music that sounds like polka, whatever that is called

4/20/2008 1:18:51 PM

Quote :

"Cat licking its asshole and making the slurping, nomming sound "

THIS is like THE worst sound of my life. i can't stand it. anytime my cat tries to clean herself while she's near me i push her away. i feel bad but....i can't handle it.

4/20/2008 1:27:59 PM

fat people bwning

4/20/2008 1:33:42 PM

how often do you listen to that?

4/20/2008 1:35:05 PM

not often

but I've stayed in hotels before where I've seen what my neighbors look like





and then at night, you can hear smack smack smack smack nom smack smack nom sweat smack nom sweat groan through the wall

4/20/2008 1:37:38 PM

I don't have sex if I can't make sure someone else hears it

4/20/2008 1:38:31 PM

ok yea, that is pretty disgusting.

4/20/2008 1:38:39 PM

EMCE... what exactly does "sweat" sound like? noticed that in your list of things you hear

4/20/2008 1:41:08 PM

it sounds like....well....

well, imagine if evan were exercising..... the sound of sweat sounds like gravy seeping through his skin and hitting the ground.

4/20/2008 1:42:16 PM

hahah ewwwww
"is someone clapping next door?"

4/20/2008 1:42:50 PM

omg gravy

lets tap his neck and cook up some taters

4/20/2008 1:43:04 PM

also....

Quote :

" TroopofEchos: HAHAHA TroopofEchos: ewww fat ppl bwning TroopofEchos: sounds like applause Mostdef11: hahahahahahahaha"

4/20/2008 1:43:22 PM

oh that sound. got it.

makes perfect sense. i think i heard that one time while observing a fat lady trying to pick up the last bite of her donut she dropped under her chair.

4/20/2008 1:46:49 PM

I've heard fat people having sex plenty of times

It sound like Chris Farley chest bumping E Honda

4/20/2008 1:56:38 PM

*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

4/20/2008 1:57:09 PM

rugburn on the tits
lol

4/20/2008 1:57:26 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdDnQYCI-P4

4/20/2008 1:59:53 PM

the sound of fat people having sex...pretty much sounds like clapping when their fat rolls bang against each other.

4/20/2008 2:00:29 PM

^^jebus christ that's awful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o0tN4qExeVY&feature=related
the sound when they rise off the floor makes me want to hide under my bed

and also this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cjdww-s500M&feature=related

if you haven't guessed i have emetophobia

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 2:06 PM. Reason : .]

4/20/2008 2:05:57 PM

4/20/2008 2:41:07 PM

i hate listening to my dog lick herself for more than 3 seconds, or when she starts getting ready to vomit.

somehow the cats tend to be quieter about their cleaning rituals.

4/20/2008 2:45:12 PM