There are two very angry raccoons that are possibly about to make sweet love outside my window. I wish they would keep it down. Am I allowed to pepper spray them?

4/17/2008 1:11:01 AM

why you gotta ruin their fun?

4/17/2008 1:12:56 AM

have you ever heard racoons fighting/fucking? It's pretty raucous.

4/17/2008 1:16:04 AM

call the police and report a "domestic dispute"

4/17/2008 1:36:19 AM

ythey'd be so fucking pissed

4/17/2008 1:44:56 AM

I thought you were about to explain all the robberies as of late.

4/17/2008 7:57:28 AM

couldn't you just sweep them off with a broom?

4/17/2008 8:02:18 AM