one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

That bottombaby is a hilarious and intelligent phenomenon!

4/9/2008 9:16:04 PM

I did not expect this from you punchmonk

4/9/2008 9:17:17 PM

what did I do?

4/9/2008 9:19:37 PM

link?

PS- hi punchmonk!

4/9/2008 9:20:31 PM

it was a response to a livejournal entry.

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 9:22 PM. Reason : yay! Joe#s said hi to me. I stalk him almost everytime I am on TWW.]

4/9/2008 9:21:19 PM

Hello punchmonk

what exactly is an engagement blowjob? Is it the man's form of an engagement ring? If so, how does it differ from normal blowjobs?

4/9/2008 9:31:14 PM

does this mean i can wait until i get engaged to give anymore blow jobs? this is GREAT NEWS.

4/9/2008 9:32:43 PM

^haha, good luck finding someone to propose to you

4/9/2008 9:34:06 PM

With this cockring, I thee wed....

4/9/2008 9:34:53 PM

Yeah, well SOMEONE is about to ruin it for the rest of us by purchasing expensive engagement presents. Blowjobs are free and make the world go around.

4/9/2008 9:35:26 PM

Quote :

"yay! Joe#s said hi to me. I stalk him almost everytime I am on TWW."

i have a stalker

4/9/2008 9:36:26 PM

Quote :

"does this mean i can wait until i get engaged to give anymore blow jobs? this is GREAT NEWS."

you're stuck in a dead end relationship, get out while you can.

4/9/2008 9:58:31 PM

oh being me. no one ever understands

4/9/2008 10:08:04 PM

you just need somebody who's on the same level as you financially speaking.

4/9/2008 10:10:50 PM

?

i'm confused

4/9/2008 10:18:38 PM

me too

I don't know who to laugh with in this thread
I don't know who to pick on in this thread
I don't know who to agree with in this thread



this sucks, B

4/9/2008 10:19:46 PM

just face it, the dude you're dating right now is stuck in a dead-end job. He'll never go anywhere in life. Don't you think you can do better? At least an engineer. I mean, you're in law school for god's sake.

4/9/2008 10:20:24 PM

me either. all of a sudden my jesting comment about blowjobs got serious and is now turning into a lesson in financial planning?

^ huh? haha wrong and what does that have to do with blowjobs anyway hahaha. poor people need blowjobs, too.

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2008 10:20:39 PM

this is the kind of thing that makes you wanna punch God in the chin

4/9/2008 10:21:31 PM

why are there so many sad faces in this incredibly hilarious thread that I made?

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:25 PM. Reason : Hello EMCE ]

4/9/2008 10:24:35 PM

shit got real

4/9/2008 10:24:54 PM

4/9/2008 10:25:58 PM

4/9/2008 10:26:34 PM

hgtran stop being a faggot that has no idea what he's talking about

4/9/2008 10:28:10 PM

4/9/2008 10:28:28 PM

bottombaby's name is Erica inasmuch as my name is Paul.

4/9/2008 10:29:35 PM

Huh?

4/9/2008 10:43:43 PM

i still never got an answer about blow jobs and finance.

4/9/2008 10:50:02 PM

engagement = blowjob

engagement = ring

ring = (lack of) finance(s)

therefore

blowjob = finance

?

4/9/2008 10:52:38 PM

hahahahaha

4/9/2008 10:53:20 PM

it sounds like it = lack of blowjob

4/9/2008 10:54:18 PM

i think blowjob = blowjob

money = money

ring = ring

4/9/2008 10:56:45 PM

I'm confused again

4/9/2008 10:57:26 PM

khcadwal = khcadwal

=

!!@ = !!@

4/9/2008 10:58:12 PM

4/9/2008 11:00:34 PM

Quote :

"I'm confused again"

haha me too. everyone was just typing things with = signs so...i wanted to do it too

4/9/2008 11:01:14 PM

i was trying to go with the flow and slip some e-game in under the radar

4/9/2008 11:01:44 PM

khcadwal + EMCE = butt buddies

^hey buddy, you're fucking up my flow. I insulted her the other day (I think) so now I can slip in and pretend to be her friend. I'm totally going to get some if you don't ruin it

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:03 PM. Reason : God jackleg is such a cockblock]

4/9/2008 11:01:57 PM

^^
it worked, I fell in love.

gg

now you're just going to break my heart

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ]

4/9/2008 11:02:20 PM

how has this thread gone this far without this picture being posted

4/9/2008 11:02:33 PM

that man has a very strange side profile

4/9/2008 11:03:57 PM

come on emce there arent many girls available for me to stalk here in greensboro, you have to let me have the few that are here

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ^yeah he has a fat cock mound ha ha]

4/9/2008 11:04:06 PM

From pilgrimshoe's link

4/9/2008 11:04:21 PM

fine
but if you hit it, will you take pictures?

4/9/2008 11:04:59 PM

4/9/2008 11:06:22 PM

dot dot dot

4/9/2008 11:07:26 PM

emce wont ever let me live down the time he found my homemade porn stash

bet you were surprised to find videos!

4/9/2008 11:08:03 PM

i did

i forgot

4/9/2008 11:08:08 PM

woah

4/9/2008 11:08:49 PM

i'm confused again

4/9/2008 11:11:27 PM