so i was at the walgreens on new bern near knightdale last night getting my speed script filled at like midnight (had just left work)

was walking around waiting for them to fill it... i see this sketchy dude walking around wearing a do rag and a pair of those clear wraparound safety goggles (no clue why, but it looked funny as shit). thought it was a bit strange... he went down the aisle i was on and i saw him stuff like 4 packs of batteries in his back pocket.

i lawled, then sorta followed him around

he stuffed some vitamins and shit... then made a run for the exit

i was just gonna tell the manager or something, but fuck that

i went around the other corner in front of the exit

"hey man, what you got in your pockets?"

he looks around all freaked out and shit

manager happened to be in the cosmetics aisle, like 10 feet away

he comes over... dude tries to make a run for the door but i get in front of him and do the whole crossed-arms-security-dude-thing

manager takes the dude up to the office-place (fun fact: all those mirrors around the store aren't mirrors, it's 2 way glass, and there's an office up there)

notices my shirt, asks if i work for the cops, i say no, but i can get them here quickly

so i called rescom and rpd shows up a couple minutes later and arrests the dude

other officer stays on scene to get my info and whatever, etc. etc.



WHAT A GREAT NIGHT

and i got my speed filled

all in a day's work



p.s. i'm not a narc, i probably wouldn't have said/done anything had he not looked sketchy as fuck and was not wearing safety goggles (that seriously made me lol, i wish i had a picture). hint: if you're going to steal shit from a place with cameras, don't wear things like a do rag and safety goggles that make you look out of place and easily identifiable/distinguishable.


[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:13 AM. Reason : WORDS!!1!!!]

4/9/2008 11:12:23 AM

i am a respected member of this community

4/9/2008 11:12:45 AM

too bad he didn't steal tww radio... shit's awful

4/9/2008 11:14:12 AM

NARC

4/9/2008 11:14:14 AM

just be glad he didn't pull a knife


that was the scariest experience of the past 3 years for me..

4/9/2008 11:14:46 AM

you're a fucking stupid snitch

that's what you are






next time, think twice about doing that kind of shit. because there's a good chance that you'll get shot or stabbed for getting in the guy's way when he's trying to leave. then you'll be laying there bleeding wondering if it was worth it for a few packs of batteries and some vitamins

4/9/2008 11:14:56 AM

^^yep, haha, thought about that later, or a gun

although i did have a knife with me as well

4/9/2008 11:15:17 AM

i need to get out and shop more. i could've gotten 6 rounds downrange on him b4 he could blink

:sigh:

4/9/2008 11:20:16 AM

i had a guy that was hopped up on X come into the store one night and try to make off with a couple of drills. Had his truck parked out in front of the entrance, door open and motor running. He came out of the front, so I stopped him, took the drill, and took him back to the office for documentation. I asked him if he was armed, and he said no, so I took his word and just had him empty his pockets.

BIG mistake.

Dude whips out a knife, but luckily he was right-handed and took the knife out with his left hand. I capitalized on this and did the whole "grab the wrist with one arm and put my other fist into his shoulder, driving him to the desk" move, screaming at him to drop that knife. He also pulled out a bunch of pills that turned out to be a mix of Certs mints and Ecstacy. Weird, huh?

He ended up with 6 months in jail, 5 of those suspended and was entered into a drug treatment program.


Pretty wild.

4/9/2008 11:20:20 AM

DON'T BE A FUCKING SNITCH

4/9/2008 11:22:05 AM

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""grab the wrist with one arm and put my other fist into his shoulder, driving him to the desk" move, screaming at him to drop that knife."

ahahaha that's pretty fuckin baller dude

4/9/2008 11:22:53 AM

It would kinda of suck if he tried to get passed you and ended up tripping or getting hurt bc you were in the way.... he could of turned those batteries and vitamins into a lawsuit which would have paid ok.

As fucked up as that is, it does happen.

4/9/2008 11:33:34 AM

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"As fucked up as that is, it does happen."

oh i know, it's like that dude that sued the owner of a house he broke in to because he cut his hand when he broke the glass... and won...

4/9/2008 11:34:51 AM

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:39 AM. Reason : .]

4/9/2008 11:38:15 AM

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"manager takes the dude up to the office-place (fun fact: all those mirrors around the store aren't mirrors, it's 2 way glass, and there's an office up there)"

Creepy.

4/9/2008 11:40:25 AM

just be glad it wasn't me evan

I steal batteries all the time

If you'd tried to stop me I would have shattered your nose with a forearm shiver

and made a thread about it

4/9/2008 11:40:37 AM

is he black?

4/9/2008 11:42:43 AM

as ncsu pd would say

he was of "dark complexion"

4/9/2008 11:44:46 AM

who the hell steals batteries?? lawls.

Seriously rechargeable batteries, people. I haven't had to buy batteries in years.

4/9/2008 11:45:05 AM

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"who the hell steals batteries?? lawls. "

Quote :

"he was of "dark complexion""

4/9/2008 11:45:51 AM

i thought it was OK to steal batteries

4/9/2008 11:46:45 AM

well, I am very happy that evan wasn't stabbed.
Then someone would have had to clean up about 20 gallons of blood, gravy, and syrup off of the floor

4/9/2008 11:49:08 AM

^sorry, i couldnt help but LAWL at that!

hi-larioussssssss

4/9/2008 11:52:08 AM

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"Then someone would have had to clean up about 20 gallons of blood, gravy, and syrup off of the floor"

adult males have around 5-6 litres of blood on average
if my blood contained gravy and/or syrup i would not be alive at this moment

4/9/2008 11:53:35 AM

remember that old WCW arcade game whenever you hit Yokozuna, all sorts of drumsticks and hamrburgers would fly out

thats what would happen

4/9/2008 11:54:04 AM

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"adult males have around 5-6 litres of blood on average"

well, we know you're not average, now don't we?

4/9/2008 11:57:27 AM

lol dude

while you may feel good, you made the wrong decision

you got extremely lucky that you didnt get shot or stabbed

4/9/2008 12:09:27 PM

Fuck the hate for evan. I fucking hate thieves. Next time, just start punching him in the face.

4/9/2008 12:14:22 PM

items i have seen stuffed in clothes while working in 3 different grocery stores:
large frozen pizzas (in his fucking pants, wtf)
batteries
disposable razors
ribeye steaks
hamburger
condoms
full rack of baby back ribs
bag of frozen crab legs
six pack of beer (had one bottle per pocket)

that's just the real memorable stuff...

4/9/2008 12:21:37 PM