and they say "we'll tell you why when you get here"

you should probably get an attorney (and not go right over there)

l won't charge you guys for this great advice.

4/8/2008 10:07:17 PM

solid.

4/8/2008 10:07:49 PM

ah it's probably nothing. I watch SVU all the time. If they come to your work, just act like you are really busy. Even though they ask you about some double homicide/rape in your building just say "these boxes ain't gonna stack themselves!"

4/8/2008 10:16:04 PM

i thought this was gonna be about http://www.thebostonchannel.com/station/15775791/detail.html

4/8/2008 10:18:11 PM

Tell them that you arent missing any cars from your dealership....wait wut?

4/8/2008 10:28:49 PM

wow this thread wasnt intended to be about anything serious. but damn that boston story is crazy. those cops are out of their minds to think that people won't get pissed when you start fucking with their protected rights!

4/8/2008 10:32:04 PM

I'LL GO COUNT THEM MYSELF

4/8/2008 10:41:42 PM

Quote :

"Warrentless"

4/8/2008 10:43:06 PM

http://nevergetbusted.com/

this dude was on allan handelman yesterday. ex dea dude that tells all the DEA's secrets on who they target and how they do this and that. cool stuff.

he had that dude dick with the men are smarter than women website today. which was hilarious cause like every woman that called agreed with him

4/8/2008 10:45:38 PM

it's kind of sad that you have all this experience to share

i can tell people how to be successful in life (school, work, etc), if anyone's interested

4/8/2008 10:47:29 PM

hahahah

4/8/2008 10:49:58 PM

ahhh this guy won't stop "following me" around the internet

i cant even talk about a tv show i'm watching without this guy playing with my nuts.

4/8/2008 10:58:38 PM

^ oh? care to post some examples of this post stalking? otherwise, you're talking out of your ass (surprise!)

besides, i can't help it...you may have the post count to prove what a loser you are, but you keep, for whatever reason, expounding on the fact with every thread...it's just so EASY to feel superior to you...and we all need a little pick-me-up at the end of a hard day, eh?

4/8/2008 11:03:05 PM

hahahah

seems like jackleg picks one of these up every other day...

4/8/2008 11:05:15 PM

yeah this guy does it pretty constantly. i know that 18,000 posts is nowhere near loser level!!1, but i still think that's too many to go digging through to find examples of him on my knutesac. just him alone in the past month has talked more about my past than i ever have

4/8/2008 11:09:25 PM

Quote :

"but i still think that's too many to go digging through to find examples of him on my knutesac"

aha...so instead of actually proving your allegation, you're going to say that...it must OBVIOUSLY be true because i have 18k posts? did you graduate college at all, or did this sort of reasoning fly in the community college you flunked out of?

Quote :

"just him alone in the past month has talked more about my past than i ever have"

again, i admit it...your holier than thou attitude is almost as bad as mine...the difference is that your life has nothing redeeming about it and the only thing you can offer anyone is an example of what NOT to be when they grow up

4/8/2008 11:22:18 PM

i think you need to lay off your wine.

4/8/2008 11:23:29 PM

no wai! that glas thru m 4 a loop...im durnk and i cant hold bak

4/8/2008 11:25:20 PM

Not trying to defend jackleg or anything but I don't think sitting at home getting drunk on a computer gives you any right to talk about somebody else being a loser...

4/8/2008 11:27:52 PM

well, i suppose that if i were drunk after less than a glass, you might have a point...but i'm also working on a paper for one of my graduate classes, so i don't think i quite fall into the "loser" category by your standards

4/8/2008 11:29:15 PM

You certainly have a diarrhea of the keyboard going on right now. Could've fooled me about your level of intoxication...

4/8/2008 11:30:07 PM

yes, well, i desperately needed a break...i'm at 29 pages and i've got another 5 or so to go

i'm quite sure that i type much more quickly and accurately than most drunk people...not always, though, i suppose

4/8/2008 11:31:33 PM

Quote :

"aha...so instead of actually proving your allegation, you're going to say that...it must OBVIOUSLY be true because i have 18k posts? did you graduate college at all, or did this sort of reasoning fly in the community college you flunked out of?"

no i was pointing out that 18000 posts isnt exactly "a few" - and that i don't care enough to waste the time required to prove a pattern of fucking internet post stalking, freak.

and, seriously, there's enough dirt out there on me where i'd think you could come up with some factual shit. flunked out? community college. thats a big L-O-L there, paco.

4/8/2008 11:35:59 PM

IN THE FACE

4/8/2008 11:38:09 PM

i dont understand why people try to string together this idiotic logic and then pin it on me like my mind would work at such a low frequency

"you have 18000 posts, the infinite monkey theorem obviously applies here"

4/8/2008 11:40:08 PM

^^^ well...you've been on here a full year longer than i have been, and yet you have 144k more posts...you don't see the difference? really? as for dirt on you, i'm sure there is more than enough to write depressing and pathetic biography, but i'm not nearly as inclined to spend my time searching around for the pathetic trends of your life...some of us may not have the tdub experience that you do, but i'm quite sure that the time i didn't spend on here was well spent

seems to me that what time you didn't spend posting on here was spent making a mess...kudos

again, it's only because you're such an arrogant and uppity prick without any actual valid reasons (at least i can claim that i haven't wasted so much of my adult life on things that will stay on my permanent record) that your posts annoy me so much

i admit, as well, that i care more than i should...but then, you're the one who's so desperate for attention that you have to claim you have a post stalker, so i don't feel so bad

[Edited on April 8, 2008 at 11:42 PM. Reason : arrows]

4/8/2008 11:41:36 PM

JACKLEG HAS LOTS OF POSTS

THAT MAKES ME ANGRY



STALK STALK STALK

4/8/2008 11:43:53 PM

You came in this thread voluntarily.


[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 12:02 AM. Reason : f]

4/8/2008 11:44:43 PM

YEAH BUT

HE'S STILL GOT A LOT OF POSTS

I'M UPSET!

4/8/2008 11:45:44 PM

i know ive posted a ton. im ok with that. just pointing out that its gay to have 18000 and act like thats not a whole lot.

also i don't talk about myself that much. its you shitheads constantly talking about me. since i'm being talked about all the time (~) it's just assumed that i'm the one doing the talking. i'd be surprised if i mentioned rehab on here more than one time in the past year. you guys are the ones that mention it daily / write the biography / etc.

ps - it is gay to occupy your mind with another man

4/8/2008 11:47:10 PM

^^^ nope...my drunken subconscious made me do it

the same subconscious that OBVIOUSLY post stalks jackleg (although there is no proof, but then, if jackleg claims it, it MUST be true!)...i think it's the same subconscious that secretly wishes it could turn its life into a clusterfuck, too

Quote :

"ps - it is gay to occupy your mind with another man"

says the guy who makes up stories about having himself a post stalker...without proof or justification...no, really, it's perfectly normal to imagine that i follow you everywhere

but oh well, the paper's not going to write itself...night, kids...stay out of trouble

[Edited on April 8, 2008 at 11:50 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2008 11:48:21 PM

dont know why you want proof, i guess for the other people who might care enough to read this?

Quote :

"if that's the worst anyone can say about me (that's true), i'll take that over your hellhole of a life any day honestly? when the only thing you have to say these days is how great it is NOT to be a drugged out loser, and how the judge and colter keep having to "prove" to tdub that they have sex...and I'M pathetic? hardly."

i found that by clicking your profile and clicking around on your last 50 posts. im not wasting any more time with it. that proves it ok

i'm totally imagining shit. must be the drugs.

get over me, i don't like you back. homo

4/8/2008 11:51:15 PM

Whoa, who let the drama llama loose in this thread

4/8/2008 11:51:19 PM

tru or not

trolling jackleg has become a chit chat sport

4/8/2008 11:53:43 PM

oh sorry i didnt know anyone was gonna actually read it. just fighting with some guy who knows a lot about me and stuff

^its not even that fun, because they don't come up with anything good. it's not even intelligent at all. i swear to god, it's like arguing with a woman.

4/8/2008 11:53:51 PM

hey remember when jackleg was farmin' potatoes just south of coure d'alene, idaho

4/8/2008 11:55:06 PM

ODUP SHE NOW

4/8/2008 11:55:58 PM

its kinda hard not to know stuff when you willingly post all the shit about your pathetic life



what was it again ?


suicide

trip to arizona.. life chrisis or some shit

pill head... Junky





also.... We get it. You've been through the system, ok thats cool. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

[Edited on April 8, 2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason : x]

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 12:00 AM. Reason : x]

4/8/2008 11:56:47 PM

i just call my cop friend and he says yea or nea about a warrant.

4/8/2008 11:56:50 PM

you got the arizona thing right, i did go there.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT AT ALL THATS WHY I CANT STOP FOLLOWING YOU

4/8/2008 11:58:24 PM

hahahha

slowblack staying on topic

4/8/2008 11:59:04 PM

^^^ win

4/9/2008 12:00:50 AM

but why would you call the cop friend? the answer should be obvious! never say yes they are trying to trick you!

also i think you misread. i was saying that if the cops call you and ask you to come in to the station. not talking about the cops asking to come in to your house.

4/9/2008 12:02:09 AM

I heard if they want you in for questioning you can leave anytime.

4/9/2008 12:03:21 AM

OP sounds like a cheap version of the "you've won the prize" post cards or whatever that convinced a few wanted criminals to turn themselves in. (They had to show up and claim the prize!)

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : ^ you won't feel like it, but it's true.]

4/9/2008 12:06:19 AM

yeah you can

but that doesnt mean that they won't call and say "we just wanna talk" and then you show up and they have an arrest warrant.

and you've been tricked again, by mr police.

4/9/2008 12:06:43 AM

this entire thread is a big vitriolic facade

4/9/2008 12:08:16 AM

this entire thread is a big phallic massage

4/9/2008 12:08:54 AM

And if it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick.

Dave Attell says enjoy

4/9/2008 12:10:27 AM

I think it's dying now, but i like just camping out in one thread for the evening.

4/9/2008 12:11:02 AM