Too much shit went wrong when my wife & I stayed there last month:

-After checking in we were given totally the wrong room. We reserved a room with a king size bed and a pool view and got one with 2 queens and a shitty view of a bush and a fiberglass rock. My wife's mom had even called that morning and was assured that we would be getting the room we'd asked for. We called the front desk and told them we had the wrong room with a terrible view, and the asshole on the other end said "well you get what you pay for." We wasted 30 minutes getting another room.

-Our luggage was supposed to have been sent to our room while we were at the animal kingdom park, but it wasn't there when we returned, and we wanted to go swimming but our swimsuits were in the luggage. We called and they said they'd call back in 30 minutes; an hour passed with no response. Finally they figured out that it had been sent to the wrong room. So it took our luggage a total of 9 hours from check-in time to get to our room.

-We gave them a credit card so that we could charge things to our room, but told them clearly that we wanted to pay cash upon checkout for any charges, instead of charging it to the card. They said that was fine. Then they went ahead and charged the card anyway 2 days into our trip, without telling us.

-My wife's dad put $200 on our account as a gift. The fucking hotel didn't tell us for 2 days, and we could have used it on my wife's birthday at dinner.

-The dumb shits tried to charge us for room service, even though we told them when we ordered that we were using our dining plan points. This required another time-wasting trip to the front desk to clear it up.

-We bought a christmas ornament at Epcot and had it delivered to the hotel. It arrived in a dozen pieces. They told us we'd have to take it back to the gift shop at Epcot for a replacement. What kind of fucked-up customer service is that? What if we were leaving the next day, or didn't have parkhopper passes? At least the shop's manager threw in a free ornament as an apology for a shoddy packing job.

-The hotel is too damn far from the rest of the parks, so the public transit ride takes a good 20 minutes to get anywhere other than the animal kingdom park.

The only redeeming qualities of the Lodge were the attractive decor and the great food at the Boma restaurant. Go for the food but don't stay at the lodge.

4/7/2008 4:39:38 PM

You're a complete fucking idiot

You deserve all that shit, moron

4/7/2008 4:40:21 PM

for what you paid to go to Disney World you probably could have gone to Europe

4/7/2008 4:41:46 PM

That's my favorite resort at Disney... I ate a great dinner at their restaurant..

But I have so many Hilton Honors points that I just stay at an Embassy Suites in Orlando and take advantage of the free hot breakfast and happy hour.. I imagine when I have kids I'd like to stay at a Disney-themed hotel though.

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : x]

4/7/2008 4:41:59 PM

^^^Yeah, I guess I deserve it for saving up $4000 to take my wife on a trip for her birthday.
Burn in hell, you terrible excuse for a human being.

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : go to hell]

4/7/2008 4:43:02 PM

Who has shit delivered to their room?

If you can't be bothered to carry your own shit, don't complain about someone else doing it.

4/7/2008 4:43:39 PM

how many days was the trip?

$4k could have gotten you and your wife to Rome and back
with nice accomodations

4/7/2008 4:43:47 PM

Hey, what's your favorite quote jackass?

Day one the motherfuckers told you that you get what you pay for


Ballin out at a fuckin mickey mouse resort, literally

4/7/2008 4:43:58 PM

well now hhaaha on me.. nvmnd

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : d]

4/7/2008 4:44:10 PM

lol @ favorite quote

4/7/2008 4:44:59 PM

you could have done any number of grown-up things

if it was just a weekend then the Grove Park Inn is really nice

or The King and Prince on St. Simon's Island
or The Cloister on Sea Island

4/7/2008 4:45:42 PM

What Snewf said.

4/7/2008 4:46:16 PM

Shit, I went to Disney last summer with the g/f and I'm going again this summer. I love it. It might not be your prototypical adult thing but Epcot is awesome...

Don't hate on Disney.. I've also been fortunate enough to go to Europe a few times and you ain't going these days for less than 5k-7k if you really want to make it worth it..

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : x]

4/7/2008 4:46:24 PM

Ask em if they have an opening to play Goofy at the resort, you dumb bastard

4/7/2008 4:47:05 PM

you should email the hotel with the complaints you posted here. Disney has a good reputation for customer service, you might get free stuff or a partial refund.

4/7/2008 4:47:14 PM

why walk around a children's theme park of the world when you could go out and see the real thing?

Budapest > Busch Gardens

4/7/2008 4:47:19 PM

If The Judge were saying this to my face right now I'd be beating him to death with a swivel chair. Keep your petty, juvenile judgements to yourself in the offline world if you want your teeth to stay in your skull.

4/7/2008 4:47:39 PM

^will you be glad when he gets taken out

4/7/2008 4:49:42 PM

Yeah, try and beat my ass?


YOU FRONTING MOTHERFUCKER


THE STAFF AT DISNEY MADE A MOCKERY OF YOU?

coming after me? Bitch ass ho


Donald Duck stepped to your ass IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE YOU CASTRATED MOTHERFUCKER

4/7/2008 4:50:21 PM

swivel chairs are hard to control when swinging them around...

4/7/2008 4:50:39 PM

Yeah, but props for him going into such detail about how he would beat his ass. I mean it makes for a better visual.

4/7/2008 4:51:31 PM

if you want a modern, downtown thing the Haywood Park Hotel in Asheville would be a good choice

plan that to coincide with a show in town... you can walk from the hotel

that'd be a nice weekend

4/7/2008 4:52:46 PM

I posted this to caution other people away from a poorly managed resort. Then this hateful ogre comes in and attacks me for it. Is this how you have your fun, Judge? If I were you I'd have shot myself in the face long ago, for leading a life so empty and meaningless that I lash out against others on an online messageboard in an attempt to feel something.

4/7/2008 4:54:17 PM

4 grand at Disney World....DAAAAAAMNNNNNNN!! My girlfriend and I are going to Costa Rica for a week with awesome accommodations for less then that.

4/7/2008 4:54:19 PM

Something tells me these two would each fare better at video game-off then at an actual fight.

4/7/2008 4:54:33 PM

Quote :

"4 grand at Disney World....DAAAAAAMNNNNNNN!! My girlfriend and I are going to Costa Rica for a week with awesome accommodations for less then that."

Yeah, that is excessive. I spent between 1.5-2k for my trip to Disney last year. That included hotel (embassy suites free for 2 nights out of the 5 though), disney 2 days, various nights out and my airfare roundtrip. It was nice and I'd do it again for that price... Last time I went to Europe I spent 1.2k on my flight alone.. In grad school, I wasn't in the position to do that again for both of us...

Maybe after school's over..

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 4:57 PM. Reason : x]

4/7/2008 4:56:52 PM

The staff of disneyworld shat on you in front of your wife, how am I supposed to take you serious?

4/7/2008 4:57:53 PM

I'd win. I bite, kick, and go for the balls as a first resort. I also favor the crowbar as a weapon.

4/7/2008 4:58:59 PM

hahahahahahahaha

god damn this is funny


and yeah, you could have gone and done more, had more fun for what you spent on that anal rapage of a vacation elsewhere

4/7/2008 4:59:52 PM

lol you go for teh balls right away?

4/7/2008 5:00:16 PM

apparently his are already gone

4/7/2008 5:00:59 PM

Quote :

"You're a complete fucking idiot You deserve all that shit, moron"

LMAO

This is coming from the guy who made that retarded thread about cumming inside of that girl when she was passed out. SHUT THE FUCK UP THE JUDGE, YOU ARE THE COMPLETE FUCKING MORON.

4/7/2008 5:01:15 PM

^absolutely, then when the opponent is down, the kicking, beating, and bone-breaking begins. A demobilized target is much easier to do damage to with less effort.

4/7/2008 5:01:34 PM

Dude you can bring a bat after me I don't care.


With you being such a limpdick with how that staff treated you, I'd just roll up on your wife and show her a real man.

4/7/2008 5:01:43 PM

Damn, I have con call coming up.

In any case,

ADD TO MY TOPICS

4/7/2008 5:02:27 PM

Hey maybe his wife would go for a bunch of guys at once if the wolf web rolled up on her!

4/7/2008 5:02:33 PM

this guy sounds like he plays way too many fighting games on his gamecast!

TARGET: DEMOBILIZED!

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 5:04 PM. Reason : lol]

4/7/2008 5:03:16 PM

Probably would, she'd need to catch up on a lot of dick when she's married to the dude who gets played by Mickey and Friends

4/7/2008 5:03:22 PM

4/7/2008 5:04:23 PM

Okay, douchebag, you say one more mean thing about my wife and I'll come after you in person. I want that clearly understood. Or you can continue to hide behind your electronic shield and dish out insults that you think are clever for an audience that doesn't like you and doesn't want you here.

4/7/2008 5:04:48 PM

^LOLOLOLOLOL

4/7/2008 5:05:34 PM

Quote :

"ELECTRONIC SHIELD UP"

4/7/2008 5:07:24 PM

i want snewf to point out more grown up things you could've done for much less money

gg on the haywood park, btw. fancy digs in a totally different way than the grove.

4/7/2008 5:07:41 PM

This is the funniest shit in some time


good work you bitch made faggot, are you sure you're not into riding the cock?

4/7/2008 5:09:17 PM

Quote :

"DISH OUT INSULTS"

4/7/2008 5:10:42 PM

Quote :

" Is this how you have your fun, Judge? "

Haha, have you not been paying attention? that's pretty much his MO here.

4/7/2008 5:11:28 PM

4/7/2008 5:14:26 PM

in on page 1

4/7/2008 5:14:58 PM

The Judge has earned 10 points in my book due to this thread

*golf clap*

4/7/2008 5:15:59 PM

Quote :

"Always expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed."

check out your own favorite quote next time before your trip

4/7/2008 5:18:48 PM