on the dresser, yessir

4/4/2008 8:48:09 PM

lighter thievery is a sport

4/4/2008 8:49:11 PM

im having to use a lighter to open beer bottles in this shitty hotel

4/4/2008 8:49:56 PM

if you cant bite the cap off a beer bottle you arent man enough to be drinking anyhow.

4/4/2008 8:51:16 PM

I liek my teeth.

thnx

4/4/2008 8:51:56 PM

druggie

4/4/2008 8:57:00 PM

dude they are TEETH. genetically engineered tools 10 thousand million years in the making. the most durable surface in the human body, and how do we treat them? brush them 3 times a day, get them 'cleaned' every six months and when thats not good enough we fucking BLEACH them. sheer stupidity. wake up and use your teeth like the instruments they are meant to be!

4/4/2008 8:58:06 PM

i've been a huge fan of opening beer bottles with other beer bottles these days . . .

its impressive when double fisting brews and opening them without a free hand.

i also enjoy ruining peoples remote controls doing the same thing.

4/4/2008 8:58:54 PM

from memphis to your city they callin it george bush

4/4/2008 9:11:30 PM

lighter leash is the way to go at a party. bics last 5 months if you can keep them that long...unless you smoke crack.

4/4/2008 9:13:03 PM

and fwiw, it's twenty-five

4/4/2008 9:14:03 PM

as long as you dont got 'em fags

4/4/2008 9:33:16 PM