1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.

Feel free to add on to this list.

3/30/2008 11:37:46 PM

2. chitchat is survival of the fucking fittest.

3/30/2008 11:42:00 PM

3. simonn has run out of new things to post.

3/30/2008 11:42:21 PM

4. even [new] things are [old] so just dont post it

3/30/2008 11:42:53 PM

5. don't argue with jackleg. it's not worth it.

3/30/2008 11:43:08 PM

6. diamondace post stalks simonn.

3/30/2008 11:43:52 PM

1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.
2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest
3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it.
4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it.

[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 11:44 PM. Reason : codification begins....]

3/30/2008 11:44:04 PM

7. ghost edits win

3/30/2008 11:44:28 PM

8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark.

9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will.

[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 11:45 PM. Reason : asfds]

3/30/2008 11:44:57 PM

everyone hates me?

that's depressing

3/30/2008 11:45:21 PM

8b. unless you're a gurl

3/30/2008 11:45:24 PM

if you havent hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one

3/30/2008 11:46:24 PM

Quote :

"Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you."

3/30/2008 11:46:24 PM

9. jaybee is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk.

3/30/2008 11:47:06 PM

^^more what i was thinking

[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 11:47 PM. Reason : ^]

3/30/2008 11:47:16 PM

oh okay, sweet!

3/30/2008 11:47:36 PM

1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.
2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest
3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it.
4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it.
5. simonn has run out of new things to post.
6. diamondace post stalks simonn.
7. ghost edits win.
8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark.
8b. unless you're a gurl
9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will.
10. jaybee is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk.

3/30/2008 11:48:49 PM

11. Ignore ReceiveDick.

3/30/2008 11:49:03 PM

9. You are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb.

3/30/2008 11:49:27 PM

11) esgargs is creepy, but should come back

3/30/2008 11:50:06 PM

14? Flood control has been activated.

3/30/2008 11:50:50 PM

you forgot this one:

if you havent hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one

3/30/2008 11:50:51 PM

15. chemb b is a whiny bitch

3/30/2008 11:52:17 PM

16. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count.

3/30/2008 11:52:20 PM

fap?

3/30/2008 11:52:50 PM

you do NOT talk about Rule 17.

3/30/2008 11:53:13 PM

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

3/30/2008 11:53:15 PM

okay, repeating the word multiple times doesn't tell me what it means

3/30/2008 11:53:51 PM

it means masturbation towards the goal of ejaculation

3/30/2008 11:54:10 PM

OMG, WHOS GONNA GET RULE 34?!!?!?!!

3/30/2008 11:54:15 PM

^^


[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 11:54 PM. Reason : /]

3/30/2008 11:54:39 PM

it's onomatopoeia

3/30/2008 11:54:39 PM

wow jeffrey...thats a little tmi

3/30/2008 11:55:46 PM

we try to push the envelope around here

3/30/2008 11:56:37 PM

18. Your ePenis is huge.

3/30/2008 11:56:59 PM

16ish CrazyJ nael runs this shit.

3/30/2008 11:57:17 PM

19) The Wolfweb is a blog
20) What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb

3/30/2008 11:58:30 PM

1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.
2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest
3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it.
4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it.
5. simonn has run out of new things to post.
6. DiamondAce post stalks simonn.
7. ghost edits win.
8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark.
8b. unless you're a gurl
9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will.
10. Jaybee1200 is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk.
11. Ignore ReceiveDeath.
12. You are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb.
13. esgargs is creepy, but should come back.
14. Flood control has been activated.
15. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count.
16. CrazyJ nael runs this shit.
17. You do NOT talk about Rule 17.
18. Your e-penis is huge.
19. The Wolfweb is a blog
20. What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb

3/30/2008 11:59:25 PM

gargs should NOT come back.


c'mon man. you're bordering that "creepy" line more than ever these days...

3/31/2008 12:00:46 AM

you skipped rule 15, that kinda reinforces the fact that chemb b is a whiny bitch

3/31/2008 12:01:42 AM

shouldn't you be revealing yourself?

3/31/2008 12:02:02 AM

*ahem* i move to amend rule 13 to read "Let's do lunch, k?" as it would retain the spirit of said law without smelling quite so much like curry.

3/31/2008 12:02:31 AM

and this if you havent hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one

3/31/2008 12:02:42 AM

chemb b

3/31/2008 12:02:56 AM

1. If it's a new user, it's an alias.
2. Chit Chat is survival of the fucking fittest
3. Even [new] things are [old], so just dont post it.
4. Don't argue with jackleg. It's not worth it.
5. simonn has run out of new things to post.
6. DiamondAce post stalks simonn.
7. ghost edits win.
8. Until you reach 1000 posts, everyone hates you. So hold on to your meaningful posts until the 1k mark.
8b. unless you're a gurl
9. You cannot create new memes, until you say something stupid, which you will.
10. Jaybee1200 is the sole voice of objectivity in sports talk.
11. Ignore ReceiveDeath.
12. You are guaranteed to laugh yourself to tears at something really dumb.
13. Let's do lunch, k?
14. Flood control has been activated.
15. There is a strong correlation between post count and your cumulative fap count.
16. CrazyJ nael runs this shit.
17. You do NOT talk about Rule 17.
18. Your e-penis is huge.
19. The Wolfweb is a blog
20. What happens on Kaplan stays on Kaplan, but can be discussed on The Wolfweb.
21. If you haven't hung out with Jaybee1200 you are probably a dork. If you have once, and never been asked back, you definitely are one.

3/31/2008 12:04:09 AM

cry for me, bitch

3/31/2008 12:05:06 AM

22. If you don't get it, chances are it happened at site 2

3/31/2008 12:05:09 AM

If any guy is being nice to any girl, he is trying to fuck her.

3/31/2008 12:05:47 AM

i always miss stuff from site 2

3/31/2008 12:05:50 AM

I am willing to accept the amendment...but it should be more like 13) esgargs is creepy, Let's do lunch, k?

I guess him coming back isn't much of a rule, but more a suggestion.

3/31/2008 12:05:59 AM