my vote is for an M-80 going off when it's wrapped in your ballsack. You?

3/27/2008 2:00:14 AM

reading one of your threads

3/27/2008 2:06:20 AM

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"reading one of your threads"

3/27/2008 2:09:01 AM

a papercut

3/27/2008 2:23:00 AM

Anthrax vaccine

3/27/2008 2:57:23 AM

you start by sticking both hands into blenders, then put both your arms underneath cold presses, a teaspoon of super aids is inserted into your rectum, damn near killed them, then you are covered in fire ants, next you get rid of that pesky skin with some cheese graiters(sp?), throw some salt and alcohol on the wounds, then slide feet first into a woodchipper.

3/27/2008 3:34:02 AM

Having to read Jane Austin

3/27/2008 6:40:39 AM

Having to read Jane Austin

3/27/2008 6:52:58 AM

ncsu athletics

3/27/2008 6:56:04 AM

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"reading one of your threads"

HA HA HA THIS IS REALLY CLEVER


AND A TOTALLY SICK BURN

OH MAN

3/27/2008 6:56:16 AM

Having to read Ayn Rand.

3/27/2008 7:00:31 AM

actually, the most painful thing i've ever endured was stepping on a piece of glass the day before i went on a 150 mile bacpacking trip. every fucking step was the hardest step of my life.

3/27/2008 7:07:27 AM

3/27/2008 7:11:04 AM

burning to death?

3/27/2008 7:28:51 AM

^ That was my vote as well

3/27/2008 7:53:30 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Ry3L1Ou9GM

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3/27/2008 8:00:35 AM

If everybody's going to insist on being serious, I vote being round-kicked in the eyeball, having the individual's toenail scrape against your cornea and scratch it. And then, hypothetically, having your karate instructor yelling at you for being a whiny girl when you fall to the ground screaming.

3/27/2008 8:01:24 AM

well clearly some form of torture would be the worst, but whos to say unless youve felt it...the worst pain ive ever felt was either broken bones or having my hand stuck to a seering hot screen when i used to work at a pizza place...im not sure which of those 2 tops the list, prob the burn

3/27/2008 8:05:54 AM

this thread ended at first post

3/27/2008 8:07:37 AM

^^13000

3/27/2008 8:07:49 AM

papercutting your eyeball

3/27/2008 8:09:23 AM

w0000t


ahh^ that just made me cringe

[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 8:09 AM. Reason : f]

3/27/2008 8:09:25 AM

Insert intro to "METHOD MAN" here.

a Red hot hanger inserted into the urethra.


[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 8:12 AM. Reason : .]

3/27/2008 8:10:35 AM

Loving someone who hurts you

3/27/2008 8:46:16 AM

Straight from 5th grade:

RAZOR BLADE SLIDE INTO A POOL OF LEMON JUICE!!

3/27/2008 8:47:34 AM

being skinned alive and then devoured by flesh eating flies, with a healthy dose of fire ants mixed in to help exacerbate the burning sensation.

[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 8:52 AM. Reason : asfg]

3/27/2008 8:48:43 AM

Papercut all up in the urethra.

3/27/2008 8:52:11 AM

^ok. im not checkin back in this thread anymore...no more cringes

3/27/2008 9:39:29 AM

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"HA HA HA THIS IS REALLY CLEVER AND A TOTALLY SICK BURN OH MAN"

you're just mad i beat you to it

3/27/2008 9:48:16 AM

No dude, actually, that sucked and was weak.

If you're going for a first post knockout you need to come correct

refer to CPKontalonis for examples

3/27/2008 9:53:28 AM

listening to self-righteous Wolf Web posters.

3/27/2008 9:54:36 AM

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"Anthrax vaccine"

Irritating as hell, but not that painful even though one of my arms swelled to like twice its normal size and itched like a million mosquito bites.



Concussion and ruptured eardrum from hitting water at high speed and then taking a transatlantic flight the next day has got to be my vote.

3/27/2008 10:16:39 AM

^ I got that, smallpox, flu, and something else all on the same day. I generally felt like shit for about two days, then on the third it felt like I had a rock under my skin at the base of my neck (you couldn't feel it if you put your hand there, but my body sure acted like it was) that slowly migrated down my back, around my torso, and out my leg over the period of about 18 hours.

3/28/2008 6:49:14 AM