i'm sure this has been done before but fuck it

wake up
get dressed
sit on the shitter for 10-30 minutes and read a magazine (generally IEEE Spectrum or Road & Track)
drive to work
stop for breakfast at a fast food joint if i didn't bring something with me
arrive at work
dump #2 at work
eat breakfast while checking emails
yell obscenities at some of the things the emails say i have to do
begin work

3/26/2008 7:03:32 AM

wake up
piss
shave
make breakfast
put on pants
piss again
put on shirt
get on TWW
put on shoes
go to class

3/26/2008 7:05:17 AM

wake up
work out (3/5 days)
internet and breakfast
shower
get dressed
out the door at 9:30

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 7:32 AM. Reason : forgot "ask myself if I can skip class today and keep sleeping"]

3/26/2008 7:10:36 AM

wake up
turn on computer
blow nose
get food
take a piss or shit
get dressed
pack up
go to bus stop

3/26/2008 7:11:14 AM

no routine here. i dont want my life becoming stale/repetitive

3/26/2008 7:11:36 AM

^ it's only my mornings that are repetitive, so I don't feel so bad about it

3/26/2008 7:12:13 AM

Quote :

"blow nose"

i didn't realize i did the same thing until you brought it to the spot light

3/26/2008 7:12:33 AM

if you want to talk about repetitive, dream that you are getting ready and then you wake up and then you have to get ready....

3/26/2008 7:13:32 AM

wake up at time indeterminate

put on most conveniently located and temperature appropriate clothes

realize that I don't have time for a shower

eat some pills and slam some water

grab my keys and wallet - try not to forget anything I need for the day

3/26/2008 7:14:32 AM

Wake up
check email
bathroom
wash face
shower
brush teeth
get dressed
breakfast
put on shoes
get all my shit together for school
to my car, off to school

3/26/2008 7:18:23 AM

^^lol if i had a "routine" it would prob be close to that

3/26/2008 7:20:45 AM

wake up @ 5:30 - 5:45
piss
dressed by 5:45 - 6:00
wake up wife @ 6:00
take dog out @ 6:05
re-wake wife @ 6:07
yell
press pot coffee from 6:10 - 6:17
out the door by 6:20 - 6:25

3/26/2008 7:21:40 AM

so... i notice a lot of you don't shower

3/26/2008 7:24:31 AM

so i see you sleep in a bed when you haven't showered

3/26/2008 7:27:53 AM

i shower twice a day nigga

i just can't get motivated in the morning w/o a shower

3/26/2008 7:28:33 AM

Oh God,

fjjackso is pissed at our hygiene.

3/26/2008 7:30:17 AM

Quote :

"i shower twice a day nigga"

Drought!!! Come on, man. You're as bad as my neighbor, watering his lawn even though we're under restrictions.

3/26/2008 7:31:40 AM

wake up
knock my cat off of me
use the bathroom
brush my teeth while i wait for the toilet to fill up (i can't turn the shower on while the toilet is running)
turn on straightening iron
turn on shower
throw pjs on bed
wash hair and shave legs
dry off
put on after shower lotion and deodorant
put product in hair
pick out clothes
put on smell good lotion and perfume
put on jeans and bra
put rest of product in hair
blow dry hair
straighten hair if needed
turn off straightening iron
put on shirt, socks, shoes
one last spray of perfume
grab cell phone, purse, computer bag and head out the door
drive
stop at gas station for coffee, water, and full throttle energy drink
get to work
turn on printer then computer
put purse and computer bag on the floor
take medicine
check email and log on to AIM
drink coffee
check facebook, myspace, tww (always in that order)
drink water
fuck around on tww all day instead of getting anything done

all of that takes roughly and hour and 15 minutes

3/26/2008 7:32:01 AM

The Wolf: Strip.
Jules: All the way?
The Wolf: To your bare ass.
Vincent: Is this necessary?
The Wolf: You know what you guys look like?
Jules: What?
The Wolf: Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head.
The Wolf: Now jimmie, hand them the soap.
[Jimmie gives jules and vincent soap]
The Wolf: Well, now i'm sure you've all been to county.
[Sprays them both with hose]

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 7:33 AM. Reason : ^^ok i lied, i don't shower at night unless ive just worked out, shower in the morning>at night]

3/26/2008 7:32:21 AM

Quote :

"watering his lawn"

sssssshhhheeeeeetttttttt...i would have reported his ass

3/26/2008 7:32:54 AM

^ I can't figure out how to report him without him knowing it was me

3/26/2008 7:34:26 AM

oh and showering twice a day is nothing like watering your lawn

not smelling like ass is more important than green grass

3/26/2008 7:35:37 AM

shit
shower
shave
coffee
cigarette
shit
kick dog
leave

3/26/2008 7:36:05 AM

i just can't imagine my body smelling like ass when i am doing the most unactive activity...sleep

but i mean...do as you please

3/26/2008 7:37:52 AM

Quote :

"kick dog"

o noes!

3/26/2008 7:38:19 AM

wake up
go to the bathroom
put in contacts
take the dog out
make breakfast
internet surf
get dressed
make sure nothing is within destroying distance of the dog and cats
drive to campus

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 7:46 AM. Reason : forgot tww]

3/26/2008 7:45:40 AM

wake up
shower
dress
go to work.

3/26/2008 7:48:30 AM

see the great thing about my wake up at indeterminate time routine is that sometimes I don't have much time at all

and other times I get to make breakfast and relax
do some homework

3/26/2008 7:52:30 AM

dump
shower
feed dog
eat
go to work

3/26/2008 7:57:55 AM

Wake up to dog licking me bc alarm woke her up but not me
check email on phone
Piss
shower
shave maybe if time
brush teeth
feed dog
drive to work

3/26/2008 8:01:30 AM

515 - alarm.
~545 - stop hitting snooze bar, get up, put on pants and a shirt, more than likely a jacket.. of course shoes
6 - 7 4 mile walk with puppy.
7-715 tww and pr0n, perhaps polish one off
715-730 shower
730-750 usually a mixture of watching mike and mike, sitting in a towel, lookin at tww, watching more pr0n, planning work day, leisurely getting dressed and picking out clothes
755 "oh shit im late for work"
8 - drive to work
810 - get in
810 - turn on computer, walk around to get coffee and shoot the shit
815 - peice of shit has booted
COMMENCE

i used to try and go in at 645-7 every morning.

but that didnt work out too well with my insomnia

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 8:30 AM. Reason : e]

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 8:30 AM. Reason : lol "shos"]

3/26/2008 8:29:52 AM

Quote :

"515 - alarm. pass out ~545 - stop hitting snooze bar, get up, put on pants and a shirt, more than likely a jacket.. of course shos still passed out 6 - 7 4 mile walk with puppy. wake up wondering where i am and who the hell is beside me but pretend to be asleep 7-715 tww and pr0n, perhaps polish one off leave said place when said person finally gets on the shower 715-730 shower call LivinProof78 and ask her where my car is and how do i get home 730-750 usually a mixture of watching mike and mike, sitting in a towel, lookin at tww, watching more pr0n, planning work day, leisurely getting dressed and picking out clothes walk around til i find my car and drive home long enough to let the dog out 755 "oh shit im late for work" 8 - drive to work 810 - get in 810 - turn on computer, walk around to get coffee and shoot the shit 815 - peice of shit has booted COMMENCE i used to try and go in at 645-7 every morning. but that didnt work out too well with my insomnia inability to not go home with random women and lose my car"

there i fixed it for you

3/26/2008 8:35:51 AM

welp.

you nailed it.

3/26/2008 8:37:10 AM

oh god damn it

I'm calling in sick to life today

3/26/2008 8:40:29 AM

Woke up, got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, i noticed i was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and i went into a dream
Ah

3/26/2008 8:42:41 AM

wake up via annoying ass alarm
piss
turn on shower
brush teeth
shower
blow nose
put on clothes
grab breakfast on the way out
eat breakfast while checking email/tdub

3/26/2008 8:43:47 AM

wake up
realize what time it is
say "oh shit" under my breath
rush to work/school.

3/26/2008 8:53:51 AM

alarm clock goes off for about an hour.
get out of bed at 8
brush teeth
get dressed
make lunch
(out the door in less than 30 minutes)
walk to work

3/26/2008 8:54:50 AM

3/26/2008 8:56:57 AM

Quote :

"no routine here"

3/26/2008 9:10:04 AM

Alarm goes off at 7:15 (quiet classical music)
Cuddle time, three snoozes
Possible nookie time
Boyfriend gets out of bed, takes shower
I snooze again, stretch out all the way
He brings me milk after shower, drink said milk
Get dressed
Drop him off at work cause his bike is broken
Go to my apartment, eat breakfast, pee
Study/ finish homework for today
Shower
Watch whatever tivoed the night before
Get dressed, blowdry hair
Debate going to class
Leave for class at 11:40

3/26/2008 9:11:38 AM

well your life sounds pleasant

3/26/2008 9:32:29 AM

wake up
use bathroom
go downstairs and have some juice
get swim trunks out of dryer and put them on
back upstairs and grab a shower
brush teeth/hair/shave
put on work clothes
throw swim trunks back in dryer on way out the door
get to work and start the day

3/26/2008 9:42:57 AM

Quote :

"Drop him off at work cause his bike is broken"

you sure do know how to pick'em

3/26/2008 9:43:51 AM

wait wait

you shower with swim trunks on?

wtf is wrong with you

3/26/2008 9:44:08 AM

doesn't everyone?

3/26/2008 9:48:17 AM

perhaps if you're homeless and showering with runoff from an overpass

3/26/2008 9:54:10 AM

showering w/ swim trunks ftl

3/26/2008 9:56:10 AM

LOL

Nah, I just don't think good Christians should be exposing their genitals. It just breeds temptation.

3/26/2008 9:58:29 AM

[Edited on March 26, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : w]

3/26/2008 10:00:10 AM