Am I gonna get robbed/mangled/etc?

Who can vouch for the man?

3/24/2008 9:01:26 PM

haha, he's good people

3/24/2008 9:02:03 PM

more future wolfweb drama

BOOKMARK IT

3/24/2008 9:02:13 PM

The first and only time I met him, he tried to raped me. He just wouldn't stop when I told him "NO".
I did enjoy the attention though.


take that as you will...

3/24/2008 9:03:08 PM

wait, that happened to you too?

i thought i was alone....

3/24/2008 9:04:04 PM

thats what happened when i met you and now you keep coming over and backing into my house with your rear end up in the air.... i mean wtf man

3/24/2008 9:04:31 PM

^^ sister?

^quiet f001!

3/24/2008 9:05:36 PM

make sure you don't have any post boob job pics on your laptop that he can email to himself

wolfweb dudes have a reputation for that sort of thing

3/24/2008 9:05:41 PM

are you VERY recently single?

is he about to be deployed anywhere?


if the answer is no


you should be safe

3/24/2008 9:12:27 PM

^ are you another one of us 'almost rape' victims?

3/24/2008 9:13:19 PM

Quote :

"haha, he's good people"

3/24/2008 9:19:48 PM

lock up the virgins!

3/24/2008 9:21:02 PM

Quote :

"The first and only time I met him, he tried to raped me. He just wouldn't stop when I told him "NO"."

I had the fever known as jungle.

3/24/2008 9:23:05 PM

haha, he's good people

3/24/2008 9:25:17 PM

haha, he's good people


i wish he was coming to my house

3/24/2008 9:27:08 PM

I hear that he's good people, but I also hear that he's 3'9" and will steal your lucky charms.

3/24/2008 9:28:21 PM

don't get him started about the red balloons

3/24/2008 9:28:57 PM

Quote :

"but I also hear that he's 3'9" and will steal your lucky charms."

that is one of the best short jokes against him ever!

3/24/2008 9:29:44 PM

Also, don't make any disparaging comments about barbeque or The Big Lebowski

3/24/2008 9:31:51 PM

I had no idea that he was such an easy target of short jokes until last week.

3/24/2008 9:35:00 PM

Quote :

"but I also hear that he's 3'9" and will steal your lucky charms."

5'6" you asshole!

say that again and i'll head butt you in your goddamned lucky charms!

3/24/2008 9:38:14 PM

there would be the stars and pots of gold

3/24/2008 9:39:50 PM

easy there, cowboy

3/24/2008 9:40:08 PM

does he cum rainbows?

3/24/2008 9:40:22 PM

^^

^ only the most glorious rainbow ever!



alright, now I really am off to bed.

Don't say anything behind my back you couldn't just as easily say over my head.

3/24/2008 9:41:01 PM

Daft Punk is playing at my house?

3/24/2008 9:41:06 PM

Quote :

"only the most glorious rainbow ever!"

3/24/2008 9:57:44 PM

i give this thread 9.5/10

3/24/2008 9:58:57 PM

well since you are actually taller than me by a whopping 2 inches


i will stand on a stool

3/24/2008 10:00:40 PM

OMG...HE'S COMING TO MY HOUSE TOO!


if you don't post on tww after today then i'm not letting him come over

3/25/2008 6:12:40 AM

he's coming on Thursday, so I don't know it my fate will help you!

3/25/2008 7:27:39 AM

OMG...that's when he's coming to my house too

we're both gonna die

3/25/2008 7:28:33 AM

OMG YALL...IF U DONT SIND
DIS 2 AT LEAST 25 FRIENDS
IN THE NEXT 4 MINUTES
JCASHFAN WILL COME 2 UR
HOUSE AND PUNCH U IN DA
NUTS. IF YOU RESEND IT 2
MORE THEN 25 FRIENDS U
WILL FIND UR TRUE LOVE IN
THE NEXT 24 HOURS!

3/25/2008 7:54:59 AM

3/25/2008 8:36:57 AM

you gon get raped

sorry

3/25/2008 8:37:51 AM

^^ preview of things to come?

3/25/2008 8:38:15 AM

in his wildest dreams



i suppose then he could die on friday a happy man

3/25/2008 12:47:58 PM

lol @ this thread

3/25/2008 12:54:40 PM

trifflin'

3/25/2008 12:56:49 PM

chock full of lol

3/25/2008 12:57:36 PM

this thread gets more lols than me accidentally dumping a salsa dish on my chest at lunch

looks like i barfed on myself

3/25/2008 12:58:33 PM

like having Dave Chapelle standing on my monitor doing rick james jokes

3/25/2008 12:59:36 PM

I'm jealous.





[Edited on March 25, 2008 at 1:01 PM. Reason : .]

3/25/2008 1:00:23 PM

mmmm salsa.

damnit, now I'm hungry and I just got back from the dentist and can't feel the whole left side of my mouth.

3/25/2008 2:40:26 PM

bttt

3/26/2008 2:30:32 PM

I hope this whole deal is worth $75.

3/26/2008 2:34:25 PM

I'm sure it will be!

3/26/2008 7:47:39 PM

wow, thats cheap

3/26/2008 7:48:22 PM

So, TenaciousC, how was teh buttsexoring?

3/26/2008 7:51:02 PM

Quote :

"he's coming on Thursday, so I don't know it my fate will help you!"

3/26/2008 7:52:45 PM