parroty

I love this movie

3/16/2008 10:59:18 AM

Hey! My girlfriend's in there!

3/16/2008 11:10:44 AM

Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger.

3/16/2008 11:26:05 AM

I'm watching it

3/16/2008 11:27:56 AM

Listen here Sonny Jim, sleeping like this will add 10 years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This might explain why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

3/16/2008 11:28:25 AM

Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

3/16/2008 5:35:01 PM

Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.

3/16/2008 5:37:03 PM

We'll just take these home, run them over with a fine tooth comb, cross the "t"s and dot the... lower case "j"s.

3/16/2008 5:43:43 PM

Now correct me if I'm wrong: your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniture.

3/16/2008 5:46:32 PM

is this on now?

3/16/2008 5:48:04 PM

Wayne: Is that you and Bob Dylan? Who's that old lady?
Del Preston: That's my old lady.

3/16/2008 5:51:42 PM

GET THAT MICROPHONE GET THAT MICROPHONE

3/16/2008 5:53:51 PM

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.


I'd love for them to make a Waynes World 3 and show us where Wayne and Garth are 15 years later.

Didn't Tia Carrere FDT at some point?

3/16/2008 5:56:02 PM

Living on your own has its perks. Schwing! Your mom doesn't tell you to turn down the stereo. That's a real drag. Schwing! Schwing! Because moms are genetically programmed to hate music played at the appropriate level, right? And my dad, forget it. Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! He could ruin a Led Zeppelin reunion concert. Schwing! Schwing! He hates any music played at the appropriate level. Schwing! Schwing! Schwing!

3/16/2008 5:57:24 PM

3/16/2008 5:58:27 PM

That's the UNIX book, cool.

3/16/2008 5:59:52 PM

Boob is not looking so great in that pic.

3/16/2008 6:00:19 PM

Okay, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice.

3/16/2008 6:00:40 PM

Best quote from Waynes World 2

Glen the Donut Guy "So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone could block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

And from Waynes Wolrd

Glen the Donut Guy

"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"

3/16/2008 6:09:25 PM

Yeah, Al Bundy does a good job as Creepy Guy.

3/16/2008 6:10:28 PM

Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!

Wow, what a shitty circus.

3/16/2008 7:31:46 PM

This Coke's gone bad.

3/16/2008 7:32:39 PM

yea i have a question. when did you turn into a nutbar?

3/16/2008 7:42:00 PM