then breathe into a breathalyser.

$$$$$$$

3/15/2008 3:29:07 PM

wai?

3/15/2008 3:29:34 PM

why?

3/15/2008 3:29:42 PM

ANSWER ME.

3/15/2008 3:33:54 PM

Because you blow way over the limit. Ive done it before and I've got one right here that I did it with a few minutes ago.
just makes me fond of the days when sobriety tests were based on sobriety

3/15/2008 3:53:16 PM

thats good to know.

I'll be sure not to drink orange juice anytime i'm driving at night.

3/15/2008 3:56:34 PM

Fuck your jew

3/15/2008 3:59:34 PM

i wish
the two jews I have fucked have been fucking badass in bed (with my dick)

3/15/2008 4:25:42 PM

all i can think of is the two jews in bed (from family guy) acting like they are doing foreplay and he talks about his 401k and bonds and everything he owns that is financially secure.

she replies oh im definitely going to have sex with you one day

3/15/2008 6:03:59 PM

3/15/2008 6:05:53 PM

ahaha

word

3/15/2008 6:06:30 PM

<3 shebrews

3/15/2008 6:06:31 PM

I'm fucking Matt Damon?

3/15/2008 6:06:39 PM

3/15/2008 6:07:27 PM

Quote :

"ncs puppy: lets not crassrepublican: hhahha you did ncs puppy: what? crassrepublican: LOOK LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY BITCH ncs puppy signed off at 10:44:55 PM. "

3/16/2008 9:44:22 PM

i drank a bottle of DA FUNK last night. thats my new name for orange juice with special herbal remedies inside

3/16/2008 9:47:21 PM

I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR WHATEVER IT IS. THATS ONE OF THE STEPS. I''LL FUCKING DEMOTE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

3/16/2008 9:50:50 PM

3/16/2008 9:54:51 PM

Quote :

"<3 shebrews "

3/16/2008 9:55:44 PM

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