IF YOU DONT WANNA DIE.

PINK NINJA: YOU'RE A TRAITOR. THE MANUAL BELONGS TO OUR MASTER!

YELLOW NINJA: FORGET THE MASTER. YOUR LOYALTY IS MEANINGLESS!

PINK NINJA: YOU'RE WRONG. THAT MANUAL ALONE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE. THERE ARE WAYS OF THE NINJA THAT ONLY OUR MASTER CAN TEACH YOU.

YELLOW NINJA: BULLSHIT! HE TAUGHT ME NOTHING. I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE INVINCIBLE: THE MANUAL!

PINK NINJA: DON'T PUSH ME.

YELLOW NINJA: PREPARE TO DIE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rXXCj19wSRk

3/13/2008 3:51:03 PM

didn't read it

not gonna click the link

3/13/2008 3:51:54 PM

you still wasted your time

3/13/2008 3:56:48 PM

I don't think you've ever had a decent thread

3/13/2008 3:57:40 PM

Godfrey Ho contains more win in his pinky finger than all of the internets.

3/13/2008 5:21:56 PM

Quote :

"Godfrey Ho (1948–) is a former Hong Kong-based film director. He is best known for his Ninja films, a series of 1980s martial arts films made with a cut-and-paste technique. Ho would film footage for one film, and then edit and splice the shots together in a different order, often adding in footage from other films, and then dubbing over the result to create an (almost) coherent finished product. This allowed him to create four or five films with the budget of one, though it is often difficult to discern how much of the finished product he actually filmed himself. Ho has directed over 90 films, of which approximately 40 contain the word "ninja" in the title. A notable feature of many of Godfrey Ho's films was the presence of the B-actor Richard Harrison in a lead role. Harrison, a reasonably well-known American B-movie actor in the 1960s and 1970s, agreed to act in several of Ho's films in the early 1980s, although this footage was later spliced into many more of Ho's films without Harrison's knowledge. Harrison has stated that the damage done to his acting career by this association with Ho's films led him to retire in 1990.[2] Many of Ho's movies are revered by aficionados of bad movies as being among some of the most unintentionally hilarious movies ever created, featuring, among other things, Benny Hill-esque car chases run on sped-up film, roller-skating ninjas, and superfluous rape scenes which often have little or no connection with the already disjointed plot. Ho is also noteworthy for his uncredited use of music from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Wars, Wendy Carlos, Miami Vice, Iczer One, Pink Floyd, Tangerine Dream and Steve Hillage among others, as background music in his films. "

This is a scene from his magnum opus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tiBGOEoVM

3/13/2008 6:28:30 PM

at first they were all...

*ching* *ching* *clang* *swoosh*

and then they was like....



[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 6:37 PM. Reason : their headbands say "ninja"...so you know their for realz..... yes, their.]

3/13/2008 6:35:14 PM