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"WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call. Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said. She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number. The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said. Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years. He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there. "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier." "

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

3/12/2008 2:37:05 PM

Please tell me this is fake.

3/12/2008 2:39:17 PM

when you gotta go.. you gotta go?

3/12/2008 2:39:30 PM

wat

3/12/2008 2:39:31 PM

Uh ... hm.

3/12/2008 2:39:32 PM

This is a very informative thread title, I expect to see this posted again by the end of the day.

3/12/2008 2:40:29 PM

oh.my.god.

3/12/2008 2:40:52 PM

I would say fake......BUT ITS ON FUCKING FOX NEWS.

3/12/2008 2:40:53 PM

remember that obese chick that fused to her couch in that one show back when? yea that was crazy

3/12/2008 2:41:01 PM

imagine what the inside of that toilet looked like

3/12/2008 2:41:52 PM

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""It really doesn't surprise me""

3/12/2008 2:42:50 PM

Is it fucked up that the first thing I thought of after reading this was "Where did he get sex from during that time"?

3/12/2008 2:43:16 PM

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"Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple"

Don't squeeze the charmin!

3/12/2008 2:44:39 PM

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"when you gotta go.. you gotta go?"

lol. he wins thread

3/12/2008 2:44:59 PM

she prolly gave awesome head

3/12/2008 2:45:08 PM

i'm sure she kept it clean, if the guy brought her food and water i'm sure he brought her the occasional scrubbing bubbles and toilet wand.

3/12/2008 2:45:16 PM

not if she was fused to the toilet seat

3/12/2008 2:45:51 PM

Nip/Tuck, I was thinking the same thing...she died

3/12/2008 2:46:15 PM

a couple of hours and i would have taken the door off

3/12/2008 2:46:27 PM

^^that's it
tnx

3/12/2008 2:46:34 PM

Itd be funny if they only had one toilet in the house and the boyfriend had to shit and piss thru her legs everytime

3/12/2008 2:49:55 PM

I wonder if she's hot.

3/12/2008 2:51:50 PM

so who is dumber - the woman or the boyfriend that actually put up with it?

3/12/2008 2:53:40 PM

I get uncomfortable for sitting on the can for 15 minutes... I can't imagine sleeping there.

3/12/2008 2:56:16 PM

The woman fused to the couch thing really happened. (I don't watch Nip/Tuck, so maybe it's based on true events ...)

3/12/2008 2:56:32 PM

prolly so

3/12/2008 2:56:59 PM

hahahaha...I was gonna make a thread but thought...'since my firt reaction was WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! I wonder if it was Str8's too'

3/12/2008 4:40:34 PM

rofl

3/12/2008 4:41:17 PM

3/12/2008 7:46:18 PM

this reminded me of the movie Seven

3/12/2008 7:48:24 PM

kansas is one of those states i'll never live in

3/12/2008 7:50:59 PM

What would you do if the shitter gets clogged?

3/12/2008 7:53:45 PM

draino between the legs?

3/12/2008 7:54:21 PM

I mean... I've sat on the john for long times... I think my record is 35 minutes. Just reading the paper, messin' on tdub, or what not. But, 2 years? Wow

[Edited on March 12, 2008 at 8:00 PM. Reason : my record]

3/12/2008 7:59:51 PM

world record?

3/12/2008 8:00:55 PM

that had to be a gross site/smell upon "rescue"

3/12/2008 8:01:04 PM

3/13/2008 11:42:10 AM

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" McFarren, 36, said he can't be certain how long Pam Babcock stayed in the bathroom because "time just went by so quick I can't pinpoint how long." He said beatings she received in her childhood caused her phobia. Video Watch neighbors describe what they saw at McFarren's home » "It just kind of happened one day; she went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay -- like it was a safe place for her," McFarren said. But McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship -- except it all happened in the bathroom. McFarren said he finally called police February 27 after he became worried because Babcock was acting groggy -- like she didn't know what was going on, except she was awake."

3/13/2008 11:43:08 AM