that was hittin' a tree,
outta the swamp came Ernest T.
gold tooth a flashin' as he hit that pipe,
outta the blue came Barney Fife!

3/11/2008 12:43:30 PM

3/11/2008 1:07:36 PM

do you ever feel like you were born in the entirely wrong generation

3/11/2008 1:08:31 PM

what me?


no.

noooo.








yes.


Barney come down to hit that still,
wavin' an axe a lawman's thrill!
Op'e don't smoke you'll turn yourself green.
Gimmie up a puff and I'll show you what I mean. . .

3/11/2008 1:20:36 PM

* Charlene: Okay, Ernest T...Serenade away.

Ernest T: Awright, listen... (He accompanies himself by slapping a large can.)

Old Aunt Mariah, jump in the fi-ah,
Fire too hot, jump in the pot,
Pot too black, jump in the crack,
Crack too high, jump in the sky,
Sky too blue, jump in canoe,
Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow,
Tallow too soft, jump in the loft,
Loft too rotten, jump in the cotton,
Cotton so white she stay there all night.

Charlene: That's good, Ernest T.
Ernest T: Wanna hear 'Eatin' Goober Peas'?
Charlene: No!

3/11/2008 1:22:31 PM

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