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evan
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so i realized like 10 minutes ago that i hadn't eaten anything all day (damn speed )

i'm still in wilmington at my parents' house so i went rooting around in the pantry

i find: cheese tortellini and a can of tomato paste

"self," i think to myself, "what can you make with this?"


so i empty the tomato paste into a pyrex mixing thing
pour some safflower oil into it
pour some milk into it
whip it together until it makes a weird fucktarded emulsion

sure enough, it's the consistency of pasta sauce

added some oregano, basil, garlic, chili flakes, onion, salt, paprika, and pepper

good so far...

it sure did LOOK like a vodka sauce so i figured i'd go all the way and added 1/2 cup of vodka on the top, lit it, let it burn, and then mixed it in.

stuck it in the microwave to warm for 2 minutes

tasted it... holy mother of god, this is the best vodka sauce i've ever tasted, and i didn't even set out to make vodka sauce...

cooked the tortellini, poured it over, grated some parmigian and romano over it... mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

3/9/2008 11:22:27 PM

Mr Scrumples
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:mad

3/9/2008 11:23:02 PM

Mr. Joshua
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:mad

3/9/2008 11:24:25 PM

StillFuchsia
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:mad

3/9/2008 11:24:48 PM

XSMP
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yum

3/9/2008 11:25:08 PM

evan
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:mad

3/9/2008 11:25:11 PM

baonest
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:mad

3/9/2008 11:25:19 PM

dakota_man
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ahttp://www...

3/9/2008 11:25:19 PM

GrumpyGOP
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subject continues to show great promise

3/9/2008 11:25:34 PM

tsavla
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This thread makes me HONGRY

3/10/2008 12:13:27 AM

Mr. Joshua
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:mad

3/10/2008 3:01:38 PM

Mr Scrumples
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:mad

3/10/2008 3:02:39 PM

Slave Famous
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I know your fat ass put some olive oil in that shit

dont even lie

3/10/2008 3:03:21 PM

arcgreek
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Where's the meat?

Do your parents own fruit/vegs ?

3/10/2008 3:15:19 PM

Smath74
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:mad

3/10/2008 3:19:52 PM

EMCE
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wow

evan made a thread about food

how surprising

3/10/2008 3:39:13 PM

GraniteBalls
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:mad

3/10/2008 3:40:47 PM

FykalJpn
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~

3/10/2008 3:41:32 PM

Aficionado
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these threads are funny now that i have seen pictures of this kid

3/10/2008 3:44:56 PM

arcgreek
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Fat people eating pasta..........bad mental image

3/10/2008 3:46:03 PM

SymeGuy69
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Quote :
"I know your fat ass put some olive oil in that shit

dont even lie"


Olive Oil is really good for you. And it contains monounsaturated fat...

3/10/2008 3:49:58 PM

volex
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make sauce to put on box pasta and heat it in the microwave

3/10/2008 4:40:31 PM

arcgreek
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^^on point

3/10/2008 4:41:19 PM

Nerdchick
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for normal vodka sauce they don't light it on fire, come on this isn't flair bartending

you just heat it on the stove until the alcohol cooks off on its own

3/10/2008 4:48:12 PM

GREEN JAY
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ooh look at me, i got prescribed adderall because mommy didn't love me enough



i'm going to brag on the internet that i take SPEED

3/10/2008 5:09:43 PM

colter
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lol...

speed

3/10/2008 5:11:47 PM

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