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3/8/2008 7:06:34 PM

here is another example; Grandmaster is cool.

3/8/2008 7:07:13 PM

Grandmaster is cool.

3/8/2008 7:08:34 PM

Quote :

"JESSICA IS NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO DRIVE"

3/8/2008 7:09:08 PM

i could not be less amused by by the internet sensation of ridiculous faux-essays.

3/8/2008 7:10:29 PM

ahhhh, formula essays. I remember those! see how the first and last sentence are the same, that's how they tell you to write

3/8/2008 10:48:15 PM

i only remember them teaching us about the 5 paragraph essay in high school, even fucking AP english... and then you get to college and they're like 10 page essay and youre like writing one paragraph per 2 pages and you fail english 112 6 times

thats why i write terrible runon sentences. stupid high school

3/8/2008 10:53:02 PM

Was that the episode where DJ scraped Mustang Sally on a light pole?

Looking back, there were way too many episodes that involved learning how to drive and not nearly enough on the dangers of crystal meth.

3/8/2008 10:54:18 PM

Who the fuck was Jessica? I thought it was DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle?

3/8/2008 11:24:44 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Full_House_characters

I see no Jessica.

3/8/2008 11:36:13 PM

I was also wondering who the fuck Jessica is.

3/8/2008 11:46:57 PM