first he calls you names for posting something he doesn't like
when that doesn't work, he then attacks you level of maturity, usually referencing children
next he attacks your taste in music, sometimes posting lyrics from crappy artists
then he turns to insinuating homosexuality with multiple variations of subject matter
as a last ditch, he attempts to improvise something witty and fails flat on his face

truth

3/5/2008 3:55:20 PM

and you make a god damn thread everytime you get pissy about someone.

how is that any different?

3/5/2008 3:56:27 PM

and you care enough to make a thread about it

you tell me who wins

3/5/2008 3:56:31 PM

and you make a god damn thread everytime you get pissy about someone.

how is that any different?

and you care enough to make a thread about it

you tell me who wins

3/5/2008 3:57:13 PM

im totally not pissed/being pissy

im actually kinda bored and don't mind the effort of typing
i mean c'mon @ 60wpm this took maybe 3 minutes to make
thinking included

3/5/2008 3:57:42 PM

and you make a god damn thread everytime you get pissy about someone.

how is that any different?

and you care enough to make a thread about it

you tell me who wins

3/5/2008 4:01:59 PM

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so lucky! And this thread - it's so Yul Brenner! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest AA meetings, I never would have made daddy promise that this could ever be so meaningless. And to the other closeted homosexual nominees, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was not the father, I just had to take a Xanax and obsess about how great my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap

You know, there are so many blood-sucking Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs< to thank! First off though, I want to rim the self-congratulatory circle jerks of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my contract negotiations. And to the US Supreme Court, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you XSMP, and good night!

3/5/2008 4:05:36 PM

you and evan should get a room

that would be metal as fuck™

3/5/2008 4:07:46 PM

xsmp and evan make richard simmons look like wilt chamberlain

3/5/2008 4:10:39 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUTSMACKR

3/5/2008 4:11:29 PM

Quote :

"and you make a god damn thread everytime you get pissy about someone. how is that any different?"

Quote :

"and you care enough to make a thread about it you tell me who wins"

3/5/2008 4:14:44 PM

Quote :

"And to the US Supreme Court, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon."

LOL

3/5/2008 4:20:37 PM

3/5/2008 11:58:06 PM

3/6/2008 12:03:16 AM

a thread so bad it will give you cancer

3/6/2008 12:36:38 AM

Quote :

"when that doesn't work, he then attacks you level of maturity, usually referencing children"

ahahaha like the time he said my user title was immature

DUDE UR FUCKING SCREEN NAME IS NUTSMACKR

obviously anyone named nutsmacker is not a good nominee for maturity coach.

3/6/2008 1:22:19 AM

lawl

3/6/2008 1:38:03 AM