3/4/2008 9:57:41 PM

omyfuckinggod

3/4/2008 9:58:29 PM

ouch

3/4/2008 9:58:29 PM

BEAROWNED

3/4/2008 9:58:48 PM

3/4/2008 9:58:57 PM

he'll be fine

3/4/2008 9:59:08 PM

It ate his man meat

3/4/2008 9:59:09 PM

is that just a strand of flesh or is that his femur?

3/4/2008 9:59:17 PM

Wow.

I wonder if you can live through that...

Also, that looks a lot like beef.

3/4/2008 9:59:22 PM

i guess the legs are the tastiest?

also a nsfw tag probably would have been nice

3/4/2008 10:00:02 PM

^^ My guess would be you wouldn't want to.

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2008 10:00:06 PM

nevermind that's definitely his femur.

3/4/2008 10:00:15 PM

That was actually done by wild dogs, fyi.

3/4/2008 10:01:08 PM

3/4/2008 10:01:55 PM

That body's dead--no bleeding. And I think I see signs of liver mortis--not to mention the incredible amount of tissue loss.

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2008 10:02:51 PM

If any of you EVER find me like that and I'm somehow still breathing... Put a fuckin bullet in my head. PLEASE.


Print this post out and use it as evidence.

3/4/2008 10:03:40 PM

"Are you OK?"




and why were his pants down?

3/4/2008 10:03:43 PM

where is his other shoe

3/4/2008 10:04:54 PM

where is his THIGH

3/4/2008 10:05:37 PM

^^ and ^ In a pile of bear scat somewhere.

http://www.expertvillage.com/video/3807_bear-tracking-scat.htm

Oh, shit--there's a shoe! PLAY DEAD!!!1 PLAY DEAD!!!1


[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2008 10:06:09 PM

upon further review... There is no way he lived. The blood loss from having both femoral arteries destroyed would kill him in minutes.

3/4/2008 10:07:38 PM

^ LOL. Do ya think?

3/4/2008 10:08:55 PM

Quote :

"i guess the legs are the tastiest?"

They probably didn't taste that good cause we can assume he was running away from the bear and had lactic acid and other stuff in them.

The bear probably ate the legs because

1) it has the biggest meat-to-bone ratio.

2) you can't run without legs.

3/4/2008 10:11:50 PM

Quote :

"The bear probably ate the legs because "

they taste like chicken?

3/4/2008 10:14:47 PM

3) they taste like chicken.

3/4/2008 10:23:35 PM

Is that the guys bush?

its huge

3/4/2008 10:25:28 PM

ever seen on animal documentaries where the prey is so exhausted from the chase that it just kind of sits there panting while the predator lightly starts chomping on him. craazy. almost unimaginable.

3/4/2008 10:29:12 PM

I love how the bear left the calf. It's like he treated the leg as a chicken wing - 'eh, why bother with that little bit?'

3/4/2008 10:31:15 PM

that probably isn't a bear attack victim

probably just a dead body in the woods gnawed on by some animals

bears typically aren't predacious towards humans

BUT IT WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE

3/4/2008 10:31:49 PM

3/4/2008 10:32:42 PM

This shit is old!

3/4/2008 10:45:14 PM