explanations?

3/3/2008 7:01:28 PM

here we go..

3/3/2008 7:02:40 PM

because they're really metrosexual guys

3/3/2008 7:03:23 PM

its all relative

You're so used to the 6's at state that the 8's at Carolina look like 10's

Its like when all you've been eating is Fountain the you go to Cookout and its like OMG best food ever when its actually just pretty good

3/3/2008 7:04:16 PM

if by girls you mean guys and by hot you mean gay......it's just their culture

3/3/2008 7:04:47 PM

^^

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2008 7:04:50 PM

They're not UNC is a slightly above average looking college population, NCSU is just an ass-ugly one.

3/3/2008 7:06:16 PM

3/3/2008 7:06:58 PM

We got some dimes here

They're just not as commonplace

But there's definitely some girls here that make you say goddamn

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 7:08 PM. Reason : goddamn in a good way...not goddamn that bitch looks like Dirk Nowitzki]

3/3/2008 7:07:44 PM

3/3/2008 7:10:06 PM

one option is that its likely the majors over there are more receptive to the average girl, hence more girls, hence more of a chance a decent looking one goes there

^^^haha, when i saw that i thought it meant that UNC was a bunch of deers-in-headlights, since they get hit by cars so often

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 7:12 PM. Reason : but its just the thread starter ]

3/3/2008 7:10:57 PM

yeah I'm in communications and never at a loss for cunt

I hear the engineers aren't are fortunate

3/3/2008 7:11:50 PM

Quote :

"Major : Chemical Engineering"

though not as bad as fuckin Aero or Mech

I need a good friend in comm or business who can pull in some bitches

3/3/2008 7:13:09 PM

yay CHASS

3/3/2008 7:14:53 PM

there are lots of really pretty girls in greensboro, and they also seem a lot more approachable.

but i seriously think its all about
a) where you hang out
b) your attitude

ive always been outgoing, but in the past i was always prone to doing embarassing shit just to get attention (at least in MY hindsight it appears that was the thing). i'm still outgoing, but now that i have actual stuff to talk about, it doesnt seem like such a leap to start talking to someone

so i think its all relative as well, but in that manner

3/3/2008 7:15:39 PM

because anywhere else in the world, the hottest girls are generally scooped up into relationships by guys early in their college career, thus keeping them from going out as much as single girls.

obviously this isnt a problem at unc since the guys are only interested in penis.


its a fact

3/3/2008 7:21:15 PM

i don't think the girls at UNC are any hotter than the ones at state; there's just more girls per unit area and proportionally more hot ones to arrest your attention

3/3/2008 7:24:41 PM

but if you are a guy and you are a jort wearer you can't get angry if you're surrounded by "6s" and "8s." maybe a 3 would consider some jorts. but i see you jort wearers of ncsu and i KNOW you're on here bitching about ugly girls at state. but it isn't like girls at state see jorts and have an instant orgasm. jorts are everywhere at state. i bet if it wasn't spring break there'd be a thread about the first jort sighting of 2008 today.

3/3/2008 7:25:24 PM

^^^ That's a good theory actually.

3/3/2008 7:28:01 PM

go to College of Charleston and then tell me what you think

3/3/2008 7:36:58 PM

thats where IIIIII went before i transferred to state

3/3/2008 7:37:39 PM

omg

Quote :

"Sex : F"

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 7:38 PM. Reason : ]

3/3/2008 7:38:40 PM

thank you andymac



and yes, college of charleston is nice, the girl ive been dating for the past 2 years attends cofc coincidentally.

3/3/2008 7:44:50 PM

Quote :

"because anywhere else in the world, the hottest girls are generally scooped up into relationships by guys early in their college career, thus keeping them from going out as much as single girls."

guilty as charged... I did my scooping and did it well

3/3/2008 7:46:04 PM

well done


its a tried and true technique dating back for centuries i am sure.

3/3/2008 7:47:20 PM

3/3/2008 8:02:33 PM

the scooped up during college thing is definitely true, but lots of people get scooped up and pretty much spend college with the same person and then get out into the real world and it doesnt work out. i bet most married people met after college and got married after much less time than their previous relationships lasted.

recently i've found that there's like a whole sea of 25-30 year olds, myself included, who have been in at least one long term relationship with a person who they thought was "the one" that ended up "not working out"

not to mention the ones who were engaged, or have had a divorce already.

but i guess that really doesnt matter in the context of this thread, since i guess it's about college girls. which means my other comment about greensboro doesn't matter either. I DONT MATTER

3/3/2008 8:10:26 PM

ps - is "jorts" slang for JEAN SHORTS? jean shorts are the mullet of pantwear! part serious, part zany. what shirt would you wear with a mullet and jean shorts?

3/3/2008 8:15:04 PM

a short sleeve button down shirt. perhaps one with a hawaiian print or those ones that are in the outdoorsy part of men's depts...the short sleeve button down ones with ducks and/or dogs on them. those would also match jorts. at state i usually just see jorts with tshirts though.

3/3/2008 8:30:06 PM

wearing a shirt with jorts and a mullet is frowned upon

wearing a shirt with actual sleeves is punishable by death

3/3/2008 8:31:33 PM

here's to remebering the best kind of jorts: jnco jorts. oh, 1996.

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2008 8:32:43 PM

every year at the state fair, my mom (if anyone pays attention on here, they know shes a photographer) participates in the ever popular sport of MULLET HUNTNG.

she sent me some awesome shots a couple years back. we're talking FULL PLUMAGE here, and i'm pretty sure he had jorts. i'm gonna go check my gmail and see if its in the archive folder thing. its gotta be around somewhere

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 8:35 PM. Reason : i never knew it was really plumage. i thought it was plume, and plumage was a made up word ]

3/3/2008 8:33:45 PM

if it was the state fair they might have even been jnco jorts. nothing is redneckier

3/3/2008 8:35:14 PM

nah this guy was in his 40's or so. he was an adult male of the species. a rarity among mulletmen

3/3/2008 8:36:14 PM

Quote :

"what shirt would you wear with a mullet and jean shorts?"

a wifebeater two sizes too large

3/3/2008 8:37:59 PM

you know now that i think about it, i've got an uncle who rocks JORTS. but i guess he kinda is able to pull it off. due to his age and his size and stuff... it never struck me as weird looking. and he's not a redneck, plays golf, knows "things", normal hair, my aunt is totally martha stewart, etc. hmmm. its like jorts and a solid color t-shirt or polo. socks and tennis shoes usually. 61 years old but looks 45. so strange that i never picked on him for his jorts before

maybe...

could it be...

JORTS = FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?

[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : but just in case, he's not a blood relative. haha]

3/3/2008 8:39:06 PM

Quote :

"though not as bad as fuckin Aero or Mech"

that's nothing compared to ECE, I can count all the girls in it on one hand

3/3/2008 8:58:33 PM

THE SAME HAND YOU JERK OFF WITH LOLZ

3/3/2008 9:01:59 PM

how did jorts get played into this convo

3/4/2008 10:12:36 AM

at states, for science olympiad, me and a couple friends would go mullet hunting in between events.

I still have the pics.

3/4/2008 10:27:35 AM

Honestly, there are probably more homos at UNC wearing jorts than farmers at State.

3/4/2008 10:31:04 AM

Quote :

"Honestly, there are probably more homos at UNC wearing jorts than bricks at State."

3/4/2008 10:34:47 AM

Quote :

"obligatory: useless without pics"

3/4/2008 10:35:30 AM

I think its because you're intimidated by intelligent women so you feel the need to find stupid ones...
thus unc is a gold mine.

3/4/2008 10:53:53 AM

Its not that they're hot, its that NCState girls are just gross, overweight retards.

3/4/2008 12:19:10 PM

Quote :

"if by girls you mean guys and by hot you mean gay......it's just their culture"

lol


I was in aero eng, in my graduating class (2007) of 40 students I think there were three girls. Combined with the girls that were still in some of the classes (a few didn't graduate), there were I think six. Of said number, only two were really bwnable, one of which I would actually label as hot.

3/4/2008 2:29:16 PM

Quote :

"Its not that they're hot, its that NCState girls are just gross, overweight retards."

There's plenty of hot girls at NCState, but given the tougher competition, they may not be attainable to you.

3/4/2008 2:41:22 PM

UNC-CH girls are actually getting less hot every year.

As the school becomes academically more and more competitive, the incoming classes get dorkier and dorkier. And less attractive.

3/4/2008 2:45:09 PM

Quote :

"yay CHASS"

khcadwal

CHASS finally gettin' some love.

I'm not getting into whether State or Carolina's got the hotter chicks, but I used to work at UNC-CH and they've got more than their fair share.

3/4/2008 2:48:11 PM

set'em up

3/4/2008 2:48:29 PM