http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Ventura_3

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844029/

I would give up vag for a year, if it meant this movie didn't come out, and also if it meant a lot more vag in the ensuing years.

3/2/2008 2:45:37 PM

aha just watched the first 2 last night

3/2/2008 2:48:34 PM

ahahahahahaahhahahahaah

the kid's like 10

i was expecting at least some 17-20 year old loser

3/2/2008 2:48:43 PM

damn i don't recognize anyone in the cast. I thought they'd find some D-list celebrity for the role like with Son of the Mask.

3/2/2008 3:05:51 PM

bet it's better than the mask sequel

[Edited on March 2, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : wonder if the kid will talk out of his butthole]

3/2/2008 3:06:22 PM

Quote :

"I would give up vag for a year, if it meant this movie didn't come out"

i gave it up for 3.5 years and it still came out

3/2/2008 3:10:14 PM

lmao im watching the first one right now

3/2/2008 3:20:26 PM

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

3/2/2008 3:22:35 PM

H2G2 ftw

3/2/2008 3:24:15 PM

Seriously, I was hoping this thread was about Oolon Colluphid's newest book.

3/2/2008 3:25:31 PM