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mytwocents
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ever pee on is a 'clear blue' preggers test? What if I pee on my MacBook? My Blackberry? My Tivo???

2/29/2008 4:28:49 PM

pilgrimshoes
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pilgrimshoes' face?

2/29/2008 4:29:24 PM

Slave Famous
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didnt some kid piss on a playstation 2 and the electricity went up the stream of piss and electrocuted the guy

I remember seeing that somewhere

2/29/2008 4:32:30 PM

ncsuftw1
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2/29/2008 4:33:56 PM

mytwocents
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well I just take issue with the fact that they claim, with a really loud and strong dude's voice over, that this would be the most sophisticated thing I'd ever pee on...

2/29/2008 4:33:57 PM

sd2nc
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Should change "ever" to "likely"

2/29/2008 4:34:26 PM

DirtyMonkey
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i almost made a spoof video on this very idea. i was going to collect broken but not visibly destroyed high tech stuff and pee all over everything. then i started thinking about how much work it would be to find all that crap just to pee on it and decided against it.

2/29/2008 4:35:25 PM

mytwocents
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I have to say, I've made it pretty far in life without ever having to have taken a preggers test. Not that there weren't times when I thought I might have to...But I must be doing something right.....also, I have peed on a stereo before. I was shitface wasted of course. I have this really weird drunk/pee thing that I've experienced probably 3 or 4 times in my life. That was one of them.

2/29/2008 4:37:16 PM

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mytwocents,

i prefer to have 'relations' sanz condom. however my question for you is: what are your thoughts about 'squirting'

2/29/2008 4:37:55 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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so you have the primal urge to mark your territory or something

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 4:38 PM. Reason : ^^]

2/29/2008 4:38:18 PM

mytwocents
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^^squirting as in a female ejaculation?

^well it was my stereo in my apt so it was already marked...

2/29/2008 4:38:23 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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dur de dur

2/29/2008 4:38:45 PM

Rat
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yes

2/29/2008 4:39:01 PM

mytwocents
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My thoughts are that if I ever experience a force in my body that is that awesome that I actually ejaculate and squirt, then I'm all for it

2/29/2008 4:40:38 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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may the force be with u

2/29/2008 4:41:33 PM

Rat
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wow. i could like.. totally make a website with you or something. it would be beautiful

2/29/2008 4:42:28 PM

pttyndal
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2/29/2008 4:42:43 PM

XSMP
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[old]

2/29/2008 4:46:40 PM

mytwocents
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Something tells me I'm not a squirter...I mean I've seen those bitches in the videos...it seems like it takes little effort and it's a common occurance so I'm assuming a website with me and squirting would have an 'Under Construction' message there for.....ever....

2/29/2008 4:52:27 PM

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^we could change this rather quickly with some practice

2/29/2008 4:53:36 PM

mytwocents
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If I had a dime for every guy that made that claim I'd be a gazillionaire....













oh wait.................

2/29/2008 4:54:55 PM

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I saw a black guy nonchalantly spit on a store front on 36th st today.

2/29/2008 4:56:16 PM

aaronburro
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i wanna pee on you

2/29/2008 4:59:41 PM

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