stand up to wipe their ass?

is this a common occurrence? do people legitimately stand up after taking a shit, allow their ass cheeks to mush together, and then attempt to clean it?

THOUGHTS.

2/26/2008 4:18:21 PM

i bend at an angle, but i'm on two feet.

2/26/2008 4:18:49 PM

It's the cocaine!

2/26/2008 4:24:10 PM

this is relevant to my interests

2/26/2008 4:25:06 PM

fat buttcheeks huh?

though i agree, is this common?

2/26/2008 4:26:07 PM

I'm a girl, so I don't poop, but if I was, I'd say that I thought all people stood up to wipe...? Is this a girls only thing or something? Or have I been ill informed?

2/26/2008 4:27:58 PM

I do not do this. Is this common?

2/26/2008 4:28:44 PM

I lean to the left to give access to my right hand to come in from a 45 degree angle

2/26/2008 4:28:51 PM

you people creep me out

a suitemate one year did this

i'd be pissin' in the pisser, he'd be next door, in the dumper, and then stand up and say hello over the wall while he was wipin

he'd get the

O_O

2/26/2008 4:28:59 PM

I think it's probably a left over from when they were potty training and being wiped by their parent.

2/26/2008 4:29:14 PM

I was under the assumption that people exclusively remained in the sitting position.

2/26/2008 4:29:33 PM

what the F pilgrimshoes

dude sounds like a wierdo

I put stand up wipers in the same league as people who pull thier pants down to thier ankles when they piss in the pisser

2/26/2008 4:29:58 PM

wait, seriously....do the ladies on here wipe their ass sitting down or standing up?

2/26/2008 4:30:17 PM

wtf is up with people wanting to chat in the bathroom?

"oh hi, how's that shit coming?"
"not well bob, not well at all."

2/26/2008 4:30:18 PM

I was under the assumption that people exclusively wiped in the standing position.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM. Reason : smear it on your taint?]

2/26/2008 4:30:56 PM

I know my woman does it sitting down.



She also, now, thinks it's ok to leave the door open

2/26/2008 4:31:13 PM

I had a suite mate do it to, i was like are you wiping standing up and he was like yeah dont you and i was like no, then i went and told the rest of my suite and we all thought he was wierd the rest of the year

2/26/2008 4:31:25 PM

I'm a hall of fame bathroom chatter

Today I was talking about how much Vantage Point sucked to an anonymous dumper

No reponse...I was like whatever then...your loss

2/26/2008 4:32:07 PM

Quote :

"I put stand up wipers in the same league as people who pull thier pants down to thier ankles when they piss in the pisser"

Hilarious, i loled

2/26/2008 4:34:10 PM

ahahah

i hate bathroom chatters

but just b/c it makes me uncomfortable

HOWEVER


i've started this new thing at place where i know ill never see the person again.

if im standing next to someone at a urinal, i like to rip a huge fart, then stare at the person next to me like they did it and i was offended.

i've only had one person threaten me

2/26/2008 4:34:22 PM

Have you ever fake stared at someone's cock when they're pissing next to you

then when they finally realize and look at you like WTF, you smile and silently mouth "very nice"?

2/26/2008 4:38:24 PM

nah

that's a little much

2/26/2008 4:40:26 PM

^ that's really wierd

2/26/2008 4:40:56 PM

i dont really like to have conversations, but if i walk into a bathroom that smells horrible and i see a persons feet a pants underneath the stall then i will say something like damn you stink or how bout a courtosey flush, please?

2/26/2008 4:43:02 PM

where do standup-ers learn that this is the correct thing to do?

NATURE OR NURTURE?

2/26/2008 4:43:24 PM

you wipe it all up against the balls? im confused how you get it done without lifting off the seat

2/26/2008 4:44:29 PM

go behind the back, not through the legs. then wipe backwards.

2/26/2008 4:47:36 PM

Who the fuck wipes between the legs? We call that the JR Rider for beating purposes, but I've yet to encounter in in wiping form



When my parents old house had a bidet in their bathroom

I would always shit then do one groundbreaking wipe to clear all the major debris

Then I would run with my pants around my ankles to thier bathroom and clean the rest of the shit out with the bidet

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : x]

2/26/2008 4:48:48 PM

also: people who ball up the toilet paper instead of folding are savage bastard idiots

2/26/2008 4:52:18 PM

^signed

2/26/2008 4:53:53 PM

fuck that dude

no one takes the time to fold

just make a giant wad and wipe...maximum distance between your hand and your asshole

that way you only have to wash your hands if the TP rips

2/26/2008 4:54:13 PM

^^^that reminds me of this dude in tke

2/26/2008 4:55:04 PM

you get only one time use out of balling it up, which is a giant waste. with folding, you can just keep on folding it until it's too thin - at least 3 or 4 wipes if you're talented.

2/26/2008 4:58:35 PM

Oh thats disgusting

One wipe and then in the toilet

I'm not reusing toilet paper

You must be the type of guy who carries around a snot laden hankerchief all day

2/26/2008 5:01:32 PM

^ that's not the same at all. for one, the snot on handkerchiefs would get all over your nose the next time you use it, whereas by folding the toilet paper in half, none of the shit rubs back in your ass.

it's logic.

2/26/2008 5:05:45 PM

still nasty as fuck and I wouldn't admit such a heinous practice to anyone

2/26/2008 5:08:49 PM

i'm positive that this isn't an uncommon thing.

2/26/2008 5:10:11 PM

TP is a one time use thing.



Also, when I broke my thumb about a month ago I now have to stand cause I cant put in full force with my right hand and I cant wipe lefty sitting down

2/26/2008 5:10:15 PM

woohoo. another shitting thread.

2/26/2008 5:15:27 PM

People who don't fold and don't wipe sitting down are weird fucks

also, when i broke my right hand, i had to learn lefty... that really sucked

2/26/2008 5:17:33 PM

^hahaha same thing happened to me

2/26/2008 5:29:47 PM

until the last time i saw a thread about this:

Quote :

"I was under the assumption that people exclusively remained in the sitting position."

2/26/2008 5:39:42 PM

random question since we are talking about wiping: How many squares of TP do you use for each wipe??

2/26/2008 5:46:03 PM

I use 4 or sometimes 3 if the roll is looking slim

2/26/2008 5:47:01 PM

same, though the amount increases with the mudbutt

2/26/2008 5:48:23 PM

i use rolls

2/26/2008 5:48:34 PM

Quote :

"you people creep me out a suitemate one year did this i'd be pissin' in the pisser, he'd be next door, in the dumper, and then stand up and say hello over the wall while he was wipin he'd get the O_O"

whatever dude

you were just jealous of my skills

2/26/2008 5:49:40 PM

I use at least 25-30 squares per dump

I average 2 rolls a week

Ive

2/26/2008 5:51:23 PM

rolls, what the hell, tp is expensive as shit

2/26/2008 5:52:33 PM

4 squares? It's less than a buck a roll. Indulge yourself.

2/26/2008 5:52:36 PM