I'm a condescending little jackass who likes to think I know whats absolutely optimal for everything and everyone. Be it your choice in shoes for this case, or how you choose to live your life. What, you don't actively exercise? Well I swim and I'm going to live forever and be healthy till im 200 years old. you peons wont make it past 30 with your sedentary lifestyles. I'm a better person than you in every way b/c i like to go back and forth through water. Oh look, im also a better person than you b/c i work for some company doing something with biology and disease, somewhere near or at duke. you know nothing near what i do. i feel so proud b/c im so clearly better than you in every way, plus, dont hesitate to think i'll be sure to tell you that. I'm also better than you can ever imagine to be bc i dont pollute myself with fast food and other things that taste good. I'm going to preach to you about how that burger will be the cause of the fact that i'll be dancin' a jig on your grave when I'm an Atlas among men, nearly a century after your death from being a normal person. I do all this b/c I'm just pissed that I dont do things, don't eat things, and long for all the things that I dont have. I feel the need to come off as being arrogant in order to fulfill the voids in my life that have been created by being a pompous ass. And dont forget, I'm better than you!

-pilgrimshoes

2/25/2008 11:48:22 AM

First!

2/25/2008 11:52:07 AM

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2/25/2008 11:52:30 AM

consider yourself called out

2/25/2008 11:52:45 AM

officially

2/25/2008 11:53:21 AM

let us not forget he bears a striking resemblance to Timmay too

2/25/2008 12:01:04 PM

Not to be confused with ArabNCSU. I'm sure some of you veterans happen to remember his infamous "if you need someone to get freaky wit" post.

2/25/2008 12:04:27 PM

Almost did a proper call out.

However, you need to actually quote some retarded thing said poster has written for the true ICE BURN.

2/25/2008 12:05:25 PM

Quote :

"I'm also better than you can ever imagine to be bc i dont pollute myself with fast food and other things that taste good. I'm going to preach to you about how that burger will be the cause of the fact that i'll be dancin' a jig on your grave when I'm an Atlas among men, nearly a century after your death from being a normal person. I do all this b/c I'm just pissed that I dont do things, don't eat things, and long for all the things that I dont have. I feel the need to come off as being arrogant in order to fulfill the voids in my life that have been created by being a pompous ass. And dont forget, I'm better than you!"

lawl

and i'm not that little, big-medium sized jackass if you will

i do eat junk food on occasion, just not every damn day.

don't hate fatty

2/25/2008 12:19:31 PM

I have been jibba jabbin to this fool for a couple months and let me tell you, he will live longer and better than all of us.

I mean he as 35 million skill points in EvE online. Take that Jesus and suck on it.

He even hurt his neck last week and was still able to swim to spain from Myrtle beach. Chuck Norris aint got nothin on this Big Medium Jacket Sized Cannon Ball.

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 12:39 PM. Reason : hh]

2/25/2008 12:38:53 PM

is this you?

2/25/2008 12:40:21 PM

nope, calc one teacher

susie q and i had him way back in the day, he was, a character. and probably the best math teacher i had at state



me as of july 2006

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 12:48 PM. Reason : s]

2/25/2008 12:45:41 PM

EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY

2/25/2008 12:52:47 PM

and how

2/25/2008 12:57:43 PM

experimental surgery eh? like babboons with four asses or chickens with tons of wings that excrete ranch dressing?

2/25/2008 1:01:33 PM

nah nothing that cool

mostly viral editing / bacterial editing / anti-body production /testing

dealing mostly with HIV, SIV, and Hepatitis ... i think that's all of them...

2/25/2008 1:03:16 PM