EMCE

2/24/2008 11:26:31 PM

I don't like him.

2/24/2008 11:27:03 PM

Hey ShawnaC123, how's it going? It's been a while since we last chatted, but I have not forgotten how sexy you look when you're wearing that beautiful smile of yours.
Here, I took this picture just for you the other day. I was just sitting in the park relaxing, thinking how nice it would be if you were sitting next to me overlooking the little lake.
What do you think?

2/24/2008 11:29:54 PM

very nice picture, my friend


I was disappointed when I didn't get my valentine's day card in the mail from you this year

2/24/2008 11:31:53 PM

yeah, I was hoping you wouldn't remember about that.

I can either make up some fantastic lie about how I sent it and it never got there...
or
I can tell you the truth. That I just got really busy with moving this month.









as a side note, do they make St. Patrick's day cards?

2/24/2008 11:34:56 PM

i dont know,

but fyi my birthday is march 13th!!!!

2/24/2008 11:35:57 PM

Well, it seems as if this is all going to work out.
Do you like silly/funny birthday cards?
or
Do you like sincere/heartfelt cards?

2/24/2008 11:37:28 PM

why silly/funny, of course!

2/24/2008 11:38:18 PM

I'd like to take you to the park, little lady.

2/24/2008 11:41:03 PM

I promise not to let you down again. You will get your card.

It'll probably have some cheesy drawing on the front, and some half-funny punchline written inside. But I'll write a note inside too!


Then it'll be like we're b/f and g/f, or married or something.

2/24/2008 11:42:22 PM

awww emce is the best boyfriend I've never met

2/24/2008 11:42:54 PM

I printed out a picture of you that I got from your gallery. Sometimes when I'm out at the club or a bar, I'll start dancing with a girl...and start talking...
When I can tell that the girl is really interested in what I have to say, and we're really getting along great...that's when I take out the picture and say "yeah, well I had a great time, but I should really get going. This is my girlfriend, and she doesn't like it when I talk to skanks. Peace easy, skank!"

2/24/2008 11:47:39 PM

<3

5/20/2008 6:47:49 PM