Post more, your words are enlightening and entertaining.

2/20/2008 9:28:41 PM

don't encourage him

2/20/2008 9:30:52 PM

didn't I tell you to leave my man alone? I will e cut you! Rawr!

2/20/2008 9:30:52 PM

Sure.

So I went to get my hair cut yesterday. I decided to try a new barber shop by recommendation of my brother. My bro said "Ask for D. His name is Dan, but you'll recognize him. He's the only white barber in there."
Apparently for a couple of months when D first started working his chair in that shop, no one would give him a chance. Then Someone finally DID give him a chance, and he ended up being the best barber in that joint. Well, I tried to make an appointment with him, but he was booked solid through next week. This wouldn't do, because I have a meeting on friday...and another on tuesday that I have to look snappy for.

So I go to another barber. His name was Ademi Youmousi or something like that. Nice guy. Older gentleman. He gave a good cut. Anyway, we're talking it up, and he asks whether or not I want him to trim up my beard (neck beard included, lololololol). Usually, I'm quite wary when it comes to people holding razor sharp blades close to my neck. But this barber....he had a trusting....loving....caring gaze in his eye. Long story short, my face feels as smooth as your vaginal wall.

I am looking sharp as a tack! Better yet, I'm as sharp as a rat turd.....sharp on both ends

2/20/2008 9:37:07 PM

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2/20/2008 9:37:46 PM

My vagina wall is rather bristly, unfortunately.

2/20/2008 9:46:06 PM

I see. Well, I guess every rose has it's thorn.

As a side thought, I realized that I am getting too old now. I went to eat lunch at this Caribbean restaurant today called Anthony's Caribbean Grill. I ordered the pork ribs, potato salad, and spicy greens. Everything tasted great...but about half way into my ribs, I started to feel nauseous.
I don't know if it's because I haven't eaten pork in a while, or if it was because there was some fat on the pork ribs. Either way, I had to push them aside and order an ice water to go along with my sweet tea.

I'm attributing the whole thing to being old, because I used to be able to eat any and everything put on the table in front of me. Now, I'm easily subdued by too much pork, fat, or grease.

2/20/2008 9:54:10 PM

hmm not that one

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2/20/2008 10:11:19 PM

caught you

2/20/2008 10:12:14 PM

Whats the swirly face one.... i like it !

2/20/2008 10:12:49 PM

oh Christ, I'm dizzy

2/20/2008 11:47:51 PM

Lol, EMCE thinks he's "old."

2/21/2008 6:43:11 AM