Someone just left the nastiest surprise in my toilet and I suspect that it may be my absent roommate.

If you know who did this:



Plz to beat them senseless for this outrageous act of indecency.

2/20/2008 8:26:41 PM

looks like that polluted seafoam

niiccceeeeee

2/20/2008 8:31:18 PM

Yeah, I mean, I might congratulate the bastard who did it if they could just admit to it.

And as you can clearly see, they felt it was appropriate to use all of my toilet to try and cover it up.

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : not cool]

2/20/2008 8:31:58 PM

looks like that polluted seafoam night soil

2/20/2008 8:32:35 PM

'twas I

2/20/2008 8:33:40 PM

For a while I was thinking

This guy

2/20/2008 8:34:50 PM

^that's either an excellent prank or justice served.

maybe a little of both.

2/20/2008 8:38:25 PM

I crapped earlier.. But I'm pretty sure it was my own toilet...

2/20/2008 8:40:39 PM

he looks like the type to shit in the floor

2/20/2008 8:41:07 PM

^^Are you certain? Because I was invisible at the time this happened and you may be confused.

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 8:41 PM. Reason : n]

2/20/2008 8:41:31 PM

Im pretty sure... Besides.. all my craps lately have been #1 on your Bristol Stool chart.

2/20/2008 8:44:41 PM

for clarification.



The crap in my toilet was a 7

2/20/2008 8:46:48 PM

yea see... told you it wasnt me

2/20/2008 8:50:16 PM

I will get to the bottom of this, and I will be able to flush my toilet again one day!

2/20/2008 8:54:42 PM

Quote :

"I will get to the bottom of this"

2/20/2008 8:58:40 PM

The culprit has been found!!!! It was one of my roommates and he has graciously decided that he will allow me to sever his thumbs and forefingers and then he will proceed to purchase my dinner. And all that after cleaning my toilet out with his tongue.

2/20/2008 10:15:53 PM

I think he had one of those peanut butter and tuna sandwiches.

2/20/2008 10:17:59 PM

sorry. my bad

2/20/2008 10:21:42 PM