as a term

for when things are more awesome than just giving you a hard on

that shit is sweatpants boners

2/20/2008 7:26:54 PM

bonkers

2/20/2008 7:28:55 PM

ill allow it

2/20/2008 7:28:58 PM

but as an event, sweatpants boners were something that caused me much grief and embarrassment in middle school gym class

2/20/2008 7:29:01 PM

remember that one tom green segment

haaaaaaa

2/20/2008 7:30:04 PM

2/21/2008 9:01:00 AM

See you later guys, I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

2/21/2008 11:16:04 AM

^ That's the one I use

It's like "Fat kid in dodge ball" or "blind kid in laser tag"

2/21/2008 11:17:06 AM

I'm not sure if this term was born in the Xbox 360 games thread yesterday, but Agent Zero used it in there and I lol'd

I like it as a general term...might I suggest 'gym shorts boner' as an even greater level of awesome?

[Edited on February 21, 2008 at 11:19 AM. Reason : x]

2/21/2008 11:18:33 AM

dude running shorts boners are worse cause even when you tuck it into the waist band... your shirt typically shows it.

2/21/2008 11:20:00 AM

let me amend by last post

"Umbros Boner" as the ultimate level of awesomeness

2/21/2008 11:20:43 AM

^ exactly

2/21/2008 11:22:44 AM

Quote :

"WRESTLING SINGLET BONER"

2/21/2008 11:23:22 AM

as other clones know, carl from rose mead is all about some boners in sweatpants

2/21/2008 11:29:11 AM

jr clones are the scum of the earth.

2/21/2008 11:30:25 AM

2/21/2008 11:37:22 AM

Quote :

"but as an event, sweatpants boners were something that caused me much grief and embarrassment in middle school gym class"

yep

2/21/2008 1:07:07 PM

i did use it in the Xbox thread yesterday and figured id codify it in this thread

maybe ill get on urbandictionary later!!11

2/21/2008 1:34:29 PM

all i can think of is superbad and the kid talking about putting his boner in his waistband

2/21/2008 1:39:36 PM

flannel pj boners are pretty nice too

2/21/2008 1:42:09 PM

2/21/2008 1:50:28 PM

Quote :

"flannel pj boners are pretty nice too"

tr00f

also basketball shorts boners, although not as bad

and soccer shorts boners ftl especially when not wearing compression shorts underneath

2/21/2008 1:52:14 PM

I am a member of a ficticious band called, "The Sweatpants Boners", and have been for many years

2/22/2008 7:16:44 PM