You should just cut your sex organs off....

2/20/2008 1:59:12 PM

How are you going to cut them?

2/20/2008 1:59:56 PM

forget what they think

I'll give you a professional opinion

2/20/2008 1:59:56 PM

When a virgin thinks you suck in bed, it's probably their fault

2/20/2008 2:00:27 PM

hers
...
off

Anatomy.

2/20/2008 2:00:33 PM

time to sew it shut

2/20/2008 2:00:39 PM

lollers

2/20/2008 2:00:51 PM

....backstory??????????

2/20/2008 2:01:15 PM

2/20/2008 2:02:04 PM

I think he will leave the notch off of his bedpost

2/20/2008 2:03:18 PM

Quote :

"When a virgin thinks you suck in bed"

they aren't a virgin

2/20/2008 2:10:32 PM

Quote :

"When a virgin thinks you suck in bed, it's probably their fault"

2/20/2008 2:10:38 PM

What you do if its a girl is rip her fallopian tubes out and kick her in the ovaries like they were nuts

2/20/2008 2:11:21 PM

Because stretching and breaking stuff is usually fun for me too

2/20/2008 2:16:24 PM

they aren't a virgin

2/20/2008 2:17:01 PM

unless they are a born-again virgin
and then there's really no need to call them again

2/20/2008 2:34:13 PM

lol i was thinking of telling a virgin broad she should have sex with someone who sucks and then after she pops her cherry get with progressively better dudes

2/20/2008 2:34:55 PM

because we can all get one free booty score a year

http://www.freebootyscore.com/

2/20/2008 2:43:11 PM

Nah when the sex is so bad a person who you stole their virginity from goes FUCK DAT then you know it's bad......

2/20/2008 7:59:40 PM

Kiwi just might be the worst person on the internet.

2/20/2008 8:01:51 PM

^^ I don't know too many girls that enjoyed having their vag shredded to peices

2/20/2008 8:23:28 PM

Boy, you really don't know your own mother that well do you?

















Awww shit!

2/20/2008 9:20:45 PM

this thread hurts my head

2/20/2008 9:25:32 PM

Kiwi threads have a way of doing that

2/20/2008 9:26:51 PM

is this a post break up sex thread? maybe i am beginning to understand. she was a virgin and recently slept with her ex and it sucked?

gotcha.

2/20/2008 9:32:43 PM

^^ hahah

2/20/2008 9:33:31 PM