2/20/2008 1:23:18 AM

KEEP ME UPDATED ON THIS

2/20/2008 1:25:28 AM

EVERY TIME ITS LIKE I GOT ROUNDHOUSE KICKED TO MY DEVIATED SEPTUM

IT JUST NEVER ENDS

2/20/2008 1:26:20 AM

WHERE IS THE RSS FEED?!

2/20/2008 1:27:09 AM

isn't there treatment for this? my brother used to get nosebleeds like this and had to go to the dr and get something stuck up his nose to like singe his nose tissue or whatever. i don't know the deets.

2/20/2008 1:27:41 AM

http://www.google.com/search?q=nose+rss+feed&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

2/20/2008 1:28:04 AM

lay off the yayo mang

2/20/2008 1:28:19 AM

yeah i have swabs that like insta-clot it

but i used 3 yesterday and they cost an arm and a leg at that rate

so im stuck here with 2 empty tissue boxes and a trashcan full of bloody tissues

2/20/2008 1:29:13 AM

ate opponents' brains
and invented cocaine.

2/20/2008 1:32:07 AM

1. Collect the blood.
2. Go to the "Black Market."
3. ...
4. Profit!

2/20/2008 1:33:07 AM

d00d that sucks

don't bleed out

2/20/2008 2:04:48 AM

THIS TOPIC NEEDS MORE EXPOSURE...POST IT IN EVERY SECTION!

2/20/2008 2:08:10 AM

GOT A WIG FOR HIS WIG
GOT A BRAIN FOR HIS HEART

HE'LL KICK YOU APART
HE'LL KICK YOU APART!

2/20/2008 2:17:41 AM

got like 2 nosebleeds in my life you pussies(unless u got less than me in life)

2/20/2008 2:20:03 AM

I don't see how getting nosebleeds makes someone a pussy.

Yes. Normal non-punched-in-face nosebleeds are the ones I am referring to.

2/20/2008 2:28:20 AM

nosebleeds from cold air =/= nosebleeds from bein clocked in the face.

2/20/2008 2:30:02 AM

getting a nosebleed = not good genes in my opinion

2/20/2008 2:31:16 AM

I had surgery to fix my deviated septum and reopen 2-3 of my sinus cavities. TERRIBLE experience with the recovery period. Nose seeping bloody ooze for about 5 days straight. I had to wear this strapped nosepon thing... sucked ass.

2/20/2008 2:45:29 AM

put vasoline in your nose, i use to get nose bleeds like crazy and this is the key to keeping them in check

2/20/2008 2:57:56 AM

Stick a tampon in there.


problem solved.


This is what the wrestlers at my high school did.

2/20/2008 8:24:31 AM

Quote :

"nosepon"

ha!

2/20/2008 8:29:44 AM

Quote :

"isn't there treatment for this? my brother used to get nosebleeds like this and had to go to the dr and get something stuck up his nose to like singe his nose tissue or whatever. i don't know the deets."

cauterization. i had it done twice with silver nitrate. they won't do it to my nose anymore


http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/archives/pharmacy_qa/petroleum_jelly_in_the_nose_can_be_dangerous.php

also--- i have heard bad things about putting vaseline in your nose. the link above is an example.

2/20/2008 11:55:40 AM

if I take cough syrup or get a really bad cold, I get them because I get dried out nasal membranes. So, when I get a cold I have to use saline nasal drops like a mofo...I remember once in 7th grade, my teacher asked me a question and I went to answer and my nose turned into a blood faucet...pretty gross.

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Reason : sdf]

2/20/2008 11:59:59 AM

i've had nosebleeds in class, at the bar, during meetings at work, etc. what can you do? the ones that happen while i'm sleeping are the worst. i hate being woken up

2/20/2008 12:12:23 PM

never mind your sheets

2/20/2008 12:14:08 PM

when i decided to sleep in my bed upside down once got a massive nosebleed when i woke up it looked like i had raped a 12 year old or something

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 12:22 PM. Reason : .]

2/20/2008 12:21:42 PM

wel-mart sells a nose bleed powder. it works.

it comes in a vial. dip the q-tip in it, put it up your nose. no more nosebleed.

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : it's what they use in the military to speed up clotting.]

2/20/2008 1:03:34 PM

:cocaine cat pic:

2/20/2008 1:13:24 PM

^^^^ i have an uncanny ability to wake up before the blood reaches anything. it doesnt matter how deep i am sleeping, i almost always wake up. the times i haven't woken up i was either drunk or it was so long ago i wasn't trained to do it yet.

2/20/2008 8:41:24 PM

i just sneezed and it caused a nosebleed

2/20/2008 9:14:22 PM