CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING IMPORTANT AT 2:20AM WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING.



i tolerated the noise for like 2min then i fucked jumped out of bed and swung my door open and it hit him dead in the crotch and he almost fell off the chair and onto his face.

i ask him "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO TO BED MAN"

and he says...

"dude chill out i'm fuckin changing the light bulb"

i wanted to punch him square in his face but i didn't.

THE NERVE OF THESE PEOPLE

fuck it man i'm eating all his food this week.

2/18/2008 2:30:02 AM

Quote :

"dude chill out i'm fuckin changing the light bulb"

ahahahahaha

at this point i would have just laughed and gone back to bed

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 2:31 AM. Reason : p.s. this is why you should have moved in to my place]

2/18/2008 2:30:46 AM

AND THEN YOU POSTED ABOUT IT ON THE WOLFWEB

2/18/2008 2:31:12 AM

dude yoshie stop being a bitch...the guy was changing a light bulb...i'd be pissed if it was 2:30 and some douche chastized me for changing a fucking light bulb

2/18/2008 2:31:31 AM

FUN FACT:

dnl is yoshie's roommate

2/18/2008 2:31:56 AM

its hard to do stuff in the dark
why is your door right at the kitchen

2/18/2008 2:32:26 AM

Quote :

"why is your door right at the kitchen"

i was also wondering this

2/18/2008 2:32:47 AM

Quote :

"fuck it man i'm eating all his food this week. "

passive aggressive, rationalizing bitch.

2/18/2008 2:33:24 AM

and since when can people not be awake at 2:30

2/18/2008 2:33:35 AM

haha, now you went from sleeping to posting on tww,
or are you sleep posting

2/18/2008 2:34:00 AM

Quote :

"p.s. this is why you should have moved in to my place"

ahaha, it's no where near as bad enough for me to move in with you.

Quote :

"AND THEN YOU POSTED ABOUT IT ON THE WOLFWEB"

it's become a habit

Quote :

"dude yoshie stop being a bitch...the guy was changing a light bulb...i'd be pissed if it was 2:30 and some douche chastized me for changing a fucking light bulb"

i'm really tempted to unscrew the light bulb and throw it against the wall on top of the guys bed as soon as he falls asleep.

2/18/2008 2:34:24 AM

yoshie, man, you know you my boo

but sometimes you gotta chill about shit like this

you're gonna have a TIA before you're 30 b

2/18/2008 2:34:52 AM

Quote :

"then i fucked jumped out of bed"

is there any other way to jump?

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 2:35 AM. Reason : or fuck?]

2/18/2008 2:35:13 AM

your roommate should makes some smoothies now that he has some light.

2/18/2008 2:35:18 AM

email him a link to this thread

2/18/2008 2:35:18 AM

how much noise can you possibly make changing a light bulb? i think you made this entire story up.

2/18/2008 2:35:19 AM

Quote :

""why is your door right at the kitchen""

my door is across the hall from the kitchen.

actually i shoulduv said chaning the light bulb in the hallway.

2/18/2008 2:35:39 AM

^^ exactly what i was wondering... seems like swinging your door open, hitting someone, and yelling would make a lot more...

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 2:36 AM. Reason : d]

2/18/2008 2:36:23 AM

Quote :

"your roommate should makes some smoothies now that he has some light."

he has to make them with a drill while a wanted felon is sneaking out of his house wearing a navy uniform


if anyone gets this reference, you get +5 tww points

2/18/2008 2:36:49 AM

yoshie is a fibber

2/18/2008 2:37:04 AM

was he a polack? b/c i hear they're really inefficient about changing lightbulbs.

2/18/2008 2:37:37 AM

Quote :

"how much noise can you possibly make changing a light bulb? i think you made this entire story up."

the light bulb is in a glass housing, that is screwed in with like 3 metal screws.

between the sound of the office chair creaking and the metal screws scraping against the glass and metal frame of the light fixture, it was enough to wake me up.

Quote :

"your roommate should makes some smoothies now that he has some light."

i'd be game for that, it's not like i'm sleeping anymore.

2/18/2008 2:37:44 AM

^^ HAHAHAHAHAAH, I am picturing 12 guys huddled around a ladder hahaha

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 2:38 AM. Reason : d]

2/18/2008 2:38:08 AM

yoshie master fibbed this whole thing up i bet....i bet he dreamed it

2/18/2008 2:38:36 AM

ahahahaha, i would not wake up from sleep to make up a thread about this.

in my infinite hilarity, i would never be able to come up with a story where someone decides to come out of their room at 2:20am to change a lightbulb.

ALL the lights were off, and i don't know why he decided he needed to do this right now.

2/18/2008 2:40:27 AM

maybe because all the lights were off...

2/18/2008 2:40:57 AM

Quote :

"passive aggressive, rationalizing bitch."

Quote :

"passive aggressive, rationalizing bitch."

Quote :

"passive aggressive, rationalizing bitch."

Quote :

"passive aggressive, rationalizing bitch."

Quote :

"passive aggressive, rationalizing bitch."

i hate to support theduke on anything but he is dead on

2/18/2008 2:41:15 AM

we always keep the lights off at night.

why would you keep a light on if you're in your bedroom sleeping?

2/18/2008 2:41:27 AM

you know a fun easy way to fuck up your roomates is to flip the breaker switch so their alarm resets

2/18/2008 2:41:50 AM

goddamnit do NOT flip the breaker switch

i almost had to choke a bitch over this

2/18/2008 2:42:37 AM

my roommate better hope for passive aggressiveness, i was literally this close (||) to pushing him off the chair.

2/18/2008 2:43:16 AM

yea i use my cellphone alarm and alarm clock, just incase power goes out or some faggot like DNL decides to pull a fast one.

2/18/2008 2:44:27 AM

YOSHIE RESPOND TO YOUR GODDAMN PMs

2/18/2008 2:47:06 AM

ok evan you're a good roommate.

happy?


DAMN, now i'm pissy cuz i'm hungry.... what should i eat?

2/18/2008 2:48:06 AM

lol, my roommate can change the lightbulb at 2:20am if they want..

2/18/2008 2:48:20 AM

cookout, but it's not open

i'm currently eating a turkey and cheese lunchable since i realized i didn't eat anything at all yesterday

2/18/2008 2:49:09 AM

no it's cool if they want to change the lightbulb,

but if it starts to make alot of noise, don't you think it'd be wise to stop, specially when you're RIGHT outside somebody's door while they're sleeping?

2/18/2008 2:49:39 AM

i think i'll go with

Roast beef + grey poupon + cheese + wonderbread + cape cod chips + Ocean Spray cranberry

2/18/2008 2:50:45 AM

actually that sounds pretty 10-8 minus the mustard

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 2:52 AM. Reason : plus i love cranberry juice ]

2/18/2008 2:52:38 AM

when i turn invisible i am going to come bang pots and pans in your house at all hours of the night

2/18/2008 2:54:01 AM

I think somebody needs some RAGE TRAINING exercises.

Sometimes people have to be up at 2:30am. I'm surprised you all didn't get in a brawl over that shit. I'd be pretty pissed if my roommate broke my nuts for changing a lightbulb, no matter what the time of day. If I made some noise I'd apologize and all but, damn, was he intentionally slapping his dick against your wall while reaching up to change the bulb or something?

2/18/2008 2:55:37 AM

OH NO

ITS A POTS AND PANS MONSTER

2/18/2008 2:56:15 AM

Quote :

"If I made some noise I'd apologize and all but, damn, was he intentionally slapping his dick against your wall while reaching up to change the bulb or something?"

yea if he apologized i wouldv been like "yea man i'm sorry bout that nutsmack"

but the fucker was like YO I'M FIXIN THE LIGHT BULB, like i asked him to do it or somethin.

BAH, ok i'm going to go have my sammich and fall asleep.

later fellerz

2/18/2008 3:01:39 AM

Quote :

"SO FUCKING IMPORTANT"

2/18/2008 3:04:02 AM

You just wanted an excuse to touch his cock.

2/18/2008 3:04:32 AM

Quote :

"STRAIGHT BACARDI L"

2/18/2008 3:04:39 AM

Quote :

"LIGHT SLEEPER MUCH ?"

2/18/2008 3:17:42 AM

yo, quit being a bitch g.

2/18/2008 3:21:03 AM

sucks for him if you can't sleep through him changing a fucking light bulb

do you bitch when he opens the fridge to get another beer?

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 3:23 AM. Reason : .]

2/18/2008 3:21:13 AM

----------------->

2/18/2008 3:26:47 AM