http://felonspy.com/

2/15/2008 11:22:07 PM

pretty good tool

2/15/2008 11:23:37 PM

4 within about 4 blocks

holy smash
13 back home within like a mile and thats out in the boonies

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : f]

2/15/2008 11:24:33 PM

Quote :

"TALKERS GET WALKERS"

2/15/2008 11:28:31 PM

what the fuck is Attempted Sodomy?

2/15/2008 11:29:27 PM

everyone near me is 60-70 years old...pretty serious crimes though

2/15/2008 11:30:59 PM

TATTLES GET PADDLES

2/15/2008 11:38:29 PM

Quote :

"RATS GET BATS"

Quote :

"INFORMANTS GET DEFORM...ITIES"

2/15/2008 11:44:26 PM

none close

2/15/2008 11:46:30 PM

Quote :

"Remove Incorrectly Listed Name I'm sorry if you believe a name has been added to our database in error, but our data for this area shows on cross-check as being perfectly current. If a name needs to be removed, it will happen on its own, and there is nothing you can do about it. There are no mistakes in this site, and if you think there is, you're probably the exact sort of criminal we all need to beware of. If you still believe that a name has been listed here in error, yours or someone else's, you still have several options at your disposal: 1. Go fuck yourself, you fucking criminal and/or criminal aiding, abetting ass, 2. Confess now to your wrong-doings and pray to the father, the son and the Holy Spirit that the judge will look mercifully upon your case. 3. Sue us. Seriously, go ahead and try it, I dare you. No, I double dare you. You think we haven't been sued before? You think we don't have a gaggle of 1st Amendment Attorneys sitting around just waiting for a pro bono situation like this? Try it, you no-rights-having ex-con, I dare the ass off you. 4. Write to your congressman or local radio or television news station about us, and how "wrong" we are. We're not wrong, and we'll stand up to any test your criminal or criminal-supporting chops can bring against us. Bring it, criminal, I just dare you. Once a con, always a con, and we're not about to let you pull a con-job over on us or your neighbors, no matter how strongly worded the letter from your attorney may be. We have volunteer attorneys on retainer, as well as pre-paid legal services, so as far as we're concerned, your threats are a non-issue."

lawl

2/16/2008 12:15:55 AM

Quote :

"Safety starts with good information, even if it ends with you holding a loaded .44 caliber handgun. While FelonSpy.com can't help you get a gun, we can certainly help you figure out which direction to point it in."

2/16/2008 12:23:48 AM

Quote :

" While FelonSpy.com can't help you get a gun, we can certainly help you figure out which direction to point it in."

That sounds like the voice of rational America.

By the way, there is one of your "Attempted Sodomy in the first degree" folks near me. I'll just go knock on his door and ask him what it means.

2/16/2008 12:24:25 AM

only one within a mile of me is a 66 yr old guy for vehicular assault

[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 12:28 AM. Reason : ]

2/16/2008 12:27:17 AM

yeah that's twisted

2/16/2008 12:28:17 AM

Quote :

"what the fuck is Attempted Sodomy?"

unlawful dry-humping perhaps?

2/16/2008 12:29:31 AM

I think I saw it on Family Guy. Remember when the doctor tried to sodomize Peter during his physical?

2/16/2008 12:31:00 AM

A snitch sleeps with the fish

2/16/2008 1:44:22 AM

according to this map, there's a child molester living in the cafeteria up here at app

[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 3:09 AM. Reason : there's also a 74 year old named jerry living in an all-girls dorm...]

2/16/2008 3:04:44 AM

That thing is full of shit.

It's just a random name / age / crime generator

2/16/2008 3:15:06 AM

pad

2/16/2008 3:22:54 AM

yea it puts marks in the middle of nowhere, and changes if you go back

2/16/2008 3:23:58 AM

Quote :

""Since we can't actually promise our continued services we can only promise to flood you with arbitrary, unverified information so you can make some other decisions for yourself based accordingly""

2/16/2008 3:26:28 AM

ooh, now there's a sodomite who lives in the library and an armed assailant who lives a wendy's

2/16/2008 3:30:53 AM

BRANDON MEYER

ATTEMPTED SODOMY IN THE FIRST DEGREE

AGE:16

BOOM shakalaka

2/16/2008 3:35:49 AM

hhahhaha crazy shit, sucks people will believe that, i hope they use fake names and no innocent gets killed by a gun nut type who doesnt realize theyre getting picked on

i believed it for just a second, because it had a 19 year old listed for carrying a concealed handgun and the dot was on the area that HAD to be my high school.

plus it didnt list any of the felons i know

and it has no info for certain towns and etc.

plus those disclaimers like #1 go fuck yourself, and of course the "sponsored links"

2/16/2008 3:41:17 AM

yeah definitely fake

type your address in again, see if it gives you the same list/map

2/16/2008 4:42:44 AM

Now I regret typing my address in there.

2/16/2008 10:15:27 AM

That thing is full of shit.

It's just a random name / age / crime generator

2/16/2008 10:37:53 AM

I'm glad this thing isn't real, since it shows two attempted kidnappers and an attempted 1st degree murderer in the neighborhood across from mine.

2/16/2008 10:43:05 AM

I put in my dad's address. He lives in the middle of nowhere so the thing had criminals listed in the woods. It just adds random names and crimes to a map.

2/16/2008 10:44:00 AM