....probably the worst would be a spent condom laying in the grass next to the driveway.

2/15/2008 2:17:43 PM

my b, b

2/15/2008 2:18:23 PM

finding a secret door to a sex dungeon you didn't know you had.

2/15/2008 2:18:52 PM

Man, I've always wanted to do it in the grass, but I always end up getting covered with ants.

2/15/2008 2:21:22 PM

Stepping in dog poo in the yard would kind of suck too.

2/15/2008 2:22:07 PM

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 2:22 PM. Reason : I CANT READ!]

2/15/2008 2:22:34 PM

At least you could deny ownership if it is outside of the house

2/15/2008 2:22:59 PM

Picture me all dressed up, walking with an older seemingly conservative couple down a driveway, and the man exclaims....."looks like somebodys been having some fun"

HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT?

(not my house, i was working, it was a vacant one)

2/15/2008 2:23:10 PM

dog must have drug it up

2/15/2008 2:24:05 PM

i mean


better to have been flung out a window than laying in the middle of the foyer

2/15/2008 2:24:58 PM

^^^ "We always like to promote safety!"

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : ^]

2/15/2008 2:25:03 PM

realizing the house is being foreclosed because the dumbasses were growing pot in the garage and got busted. and had built a wall against the garage door so that when opened you were staring at the framing. That's not suspicious at all......... holes poked everywhere with wires still strung around for various power and timers and shit.

2/15/2008 2:25:12 PM