2/14/2008 2:06:59 PM

so does that mean if I don't get flowers I don't have to give a blowjob?

2/14/2008 2:26:19 PM

hahaha

2/14/2008 2:27:48 PM

just because he forgot that flowers doesn't mean you can forget the blowjob

two wrongs dont make a right ppl

2/14/2008 2:28:36 PM

^ ahah gg

2/14/2008 2:32:45 PM

ttt, girls need to see this

2/14/2008 5:40:22 PM

Thats saved for March 14....Steak and Blowjob Day

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

2/14/2008 5:43:22 PM

so give me a dozen blowjobs pleeeease

2/14/2008 5:49:01 PM

seriously

i think they oughta match us 1 for 1...steak or blowjob per rose.

Blowjobs are free, anyway...they still come out ahead.

(so to speak)

2/14/2008 5:56:20 PM

3 steaks for me, and 9 BJs... that'll make up for a dozen roses

2/14/2008 5:59:02 PM

yeah, i'd call that even.

Hell, 1 good steak and 11 blowjobs would work fine for me.

2/14/2008 6:00:27 PM

girls, if ur man does anything tonight, u better be on the knees for atleast 10 minutes

2/14/2008 6:01:24 PM

they should do that everyday anyway

2/14/2008 6:02:50 PM

for every one rose i get i will give youuuu one squirt of lotion on your hand

if you need a special holiday JUST to get a blow job, it might be time to do some harrrrrd thinking about your relationship.

2/14/2008 7:42:23 PM

^

2/14/2008 7:43:54 PM

thx

2/14/2008 7:47:39 PM

2/14/2008 7:54:41 PM

Quote :

"so does that mean if I don't get flowers I don't have to give a blowjob?"

this is my question too... I think the answer is "no"

2/14/2008 8:21:15 PM

here's a story

i was at HT tonight (for those of you playing "the jackleg game" at home, i was there to pick up laundry stuff, aluminum foil, and advil)

interesting mix of people

definitely very segregated tonight. there were a FEW couples, and you could tell they were all there to pick up one thing they forgot for tonight, etc etc. none of the couples seemed to be bummin it like i was (at least i wasnt wearing pajama pants!!1)

then the guys--- there were TONS of guys shopping in the baskets full of valentines crap and flower sections. i'm just as bad at procrastination as the next guy, but if you cant do any better than harris teeter on the way home from work, then you might as well just say it and not waste your money. seriously.

all the girls were shopping at the blow job section. LOLOOOLL!!1 no really, the girls were doing something crazy... KEEP READING

here it is. the real surprise. the one that i have never seen before at the grocery store. tons of girls hanging out with other girls walking around just kinda aimlessly shopping. lots of cute and friendly girls just chillin in the grocery store.

due to all the observations i was making (and also watching cute girls walking around smiling), i spent half an hour in the grocery store to pick up like 3 i tems. i guess the moral is that i think that the harris teeter is the hot singles spot on V-Day.

2/14/2008 8:38:44 PM

the one at CV was great for the womens.

2/14/2008 9:05:06 PM

^^i read every word of that and really laughed at this

Quote :

" was at HT tonight (for those of you playing "the jackleg game" at home, i was there to pick up laundry stuff, aluminum foil, and advil) "

2/15/2008 8:42:06 AM

the edwards mill HT is where all the hot chicks in raleigh hang out at 5pm.

its amazing really

2/15/2008 9:02:35 AM

^that's true

ummm i've never given a blowjob so can somebody tell me what the fuck the blowjob section of a grocery store is?

2/15/2008 9:11:03 AM

Chap stick aisle

2/15/2008 9:37:21 AM

no, no...mouthwash aisle

or any aisle with alcohol

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

2/15/2008 9:55:02 AM