Him: how old r u
Me: You first.
Him: I asked you first
[pause, playing pool]
Him: wat size r ur bobs
Me: bobs
Me: lol
Him: boobs
Me: I don't have boobs
Him: wat
Me: I know right
Him: wat size thong do u wear
Me: I don't have a thong
Him: How old r u
Me: You first
Him: 18
Me: 4
Him: bulshit
Him: il fuk u so hard
Me: I'll put you on Dateline NBC
[He misses the last shot]
Me: lololol
[I put the 9-ball in the corner]
Me: gg [Good Game]
Him: il fuk u so hard

Did not feel like taking screenshots of all that shit, you'll just have to take my word for it.

Thus concludes another awesome thread by cddweller. Please support this thread with gushing remarks on how well I look and how cool I am.

2/12/2008 8:10:53 PM

shoulda went for it

2/12/2008 8:12:43 PM

and you wonder why yahoo! didnt sell out to microsoft...

2/12/2008 8:13:08 PM

lol. I love me some yahoo pool. half the fuckers won't talk to you though.

2/12/2008 8:19:03 PM

Quote :

"wat"

2/12/2008 8:25:10 PM

Quote :

"[He misses the last shot] Me: lololol [I put the 9-ball in the corner]"

He still wins for not knowing what you look like

2/12/2008 8:34:53 PM

Him: do u like a good fuck lol
Me: Yes. Fuck you.
Him: me too
[he lines up 8-ball to top right corner, readjusts stick, aims, readjusts]
Him: wer do yu want me to put my cock
Me: Top right corner.
Him: wat
Me: Top right corner.
Him: [Misses top right corner. ]

2/16/2008 10:28:09 PM

^^ I lol'd pretty hard.


^

2/16/2008 10:31:04 PM

haha

2/16/2008 10:36:17 PM

for some reason this thread made me nauseous

2/16/2008 10:41:42 PM

It kinda pisses me off when I'm trying to play and they want to talk shit.

Which is why I will post those conversations in here from now on.

2/16/2008 10:44:43 PM

Me: r u a man or a woman
Player: I forget
Me: let me know later ok
Player: yeah

I can't refer to it as a he or a she because I couldn't tell from their pic either.

2/27/2008 4:59:36 PM

sounds to me like she turned down the first valid offer she's had in a while

2/27/2008 5:06:50 PM

Him: Hello sexy
Me: Stop it
Your opponent has forfitted the game!

2/27/2008 5:12:22 PM

lol forfitted

2/27/2008 5:53:07 PM

Yeah yeah.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 5:54 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 5:54:06 PM

wat




lol

2/27/2008 5:55:41 PM