under a blanket, their hands intertwined.

“ Tell me again why we keep this relationship secret?”, Harry asked with a sad undertone to his voice.

“You know why Harry, not to mention Ron’s reaction, it would just be so complicated. You’re not only the Boy Who Lived but also a major Quidditch star. I’m a high profile editor for The Daily Prophet. We’d never get a moments peace”, she said as a tear which had been forming in her eye finally slipped down her cheek.

“ I doubt it would get seriously crazy, and Hermione, I love you, I hate keeping us a secret. You’re the best thing that has every happened to me”, Harry wiped off the tear.

Hermione couldn’t keep it a secret any longer either, “ I love you too Harry, I guess we could brave it. I really wish our friends and family could know...”

“ Alright then, we tell everyone tomorrow, no more secrets”, he said determinantely.

“No more secrets”, Hermione repeated.

Their lips met in a passionate and excited kiss. Suffice to say they proceeded in celebrating one more time... until Harry's body betrayed him. Harry got a boner.

"Just when I thought I was going to be free of secrets," Harry thought. He'll have to remember to carry an invisibility boner cloak for the future.

Panic ran all over Harry, most of it to his boner. Thankfully, enough of his blood was able to escape the boner path to go to his upper brain. Harry got an idea.

"Close your eyes, Hermione." She did as she was told, and pursed her lips. Recalling everything that Professor McGonagall taught him in Transfiguration class, Harry got on all fours. He slinked away, being careful to crawl around the corner to fix himself before he went upstairs...

"Harry?"

2/11/2008 9:22:27 PM

INVISIBILITY

BONER

CLOAK

2/11/2008 9:23:34 PM

you got any buffy fan fiction?

2/11/2008 9:23:41 PM

FUCKING

FAN

FICTION

2/11/2008 9:24:51 PM

Quote :

"INVISIBILITY BONER CLOAK"

nerdy beat me too it

2/11/2008 9:25:13 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2768183&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8

sorry meant to put that in the original post

2/11/2008 9:25:45 PM

Here's what I don't get. They're clearly both adults. So why did Harry freak out so much over a boner? it's not like he's 13 anymore, calm down dude.

2/11/2008 9:26:13 PM

Quote :

" INVISIBILITY BONER CLOAK "

2/11/2008 9:26:17 PM

F that mess

Karl Malone ftmfw

This is a story of what happened to me when I lived
in Salt Lake City. I was a huge Utah Jazz fan, and
entered a contest to get to go into the locker room
after the game. I couldn't believe it, but I won. It
was a game with the L.A. Lakers, and the Jazz blew
them out early. Everybody was in a great mood. I
especially enjoyed meeting Karl Malone. I'd had
fantasies about him for years. He is about 6' 10", and
incredibly sexy. We made eye contact a few times but I
didn't think anything of it.

It was getting late and
everybody was leaving, so I turned to leave, too. I
felt a hand on my shoulder and looked back. It was
Karl, with a sexy grin on his face. "You aren't going
so soon, are you?", he asked. "I wanted to get out of
your way." I said. "You're cool. We're alone. You
aren't in anybody's way. unless you're scared of me."
Then he laughed and hit me on the back. I blushed red
and stuttered, "I'm not scared of you." He laughed
again and took my chin in his beefy hand. "That's
great, because I can't let such a big fan go without
showing him a good time.

Wait till I shower and we'll
do a lil something, OK?" I just looked at him,
speechless. One of the hottest looking black men I'd
ever seen was hitting on me. He looked me up and down,
then turned to his locker to strip. My eyes were glued
to his hot sweaty body. He had a nice hairy ass. He
turned and caught me looking. Giving me that sexy grin
again, he asked, "See something you like?" "Yes Sir,
Mr. Malone." "Do you want it now, or after I shower?"
Looking him dead in the eye, I said, "Now, Sir. Why
waste that hot sweat you have built up." That made him
grin more, and he said, "Well come and get it, then,
whiteboy." I looked around and he said that it was
cool. We were all alone. I stepped to him and got on
my knees. His dick was getting hard.

It was 11", thick
and uncut, with balls to match. He grabbed me by the
hair, and pushed my face into his crotch. He was nice
and funky. I licked around his balls first, taking one
and then the other in my mouth. Then I went to his
dick. "YESSSS!!!" he hissed. "Suck it, boy!" I took
half of his dick in my mouth, and jacked the rest. He
took a step back to the bench, so he could sit down. I
followed, not losing his dick. i pulled off, and
pushed his legs wider apart. He grinned and said, "Go
for it, whiteboy. Eat that fuckin' ass."

By the time
he said that, I was already licking his hole. He
started moaning and pushed his ass into my face.
"That's it. Get up in there. YEAH, boy!!!! Dig it
out!!" He tasted nice and strong from the game. He
pulled me back up to his dick. "Suck it some more. I
want to get some of that tight ass of yours." I
shivered, knowing how good the fucking he was about to
give me was going to feel. He grabbed me by the hair
and was thrusting his big black dick into my mouth,
until my lips were in his pubes.

I had gotten all of
that giant licorice stick in my throat. I was seeing
stars. "GODDAMN BOY!!!, he roared. "Ain't many boys
can take all that dick. You done good." He pulled me
off his dick and up to his chest. "Lick out my pits,
punk!!!" He didn't have to tell me twice. I was
sniffing and licking out each one. He was extra strong
from the hard game he had just had. I was moaning as I
was eating his pits. "You like that, don't ya,
whiteboy?" I pulled up just to say, "Yessir, Mr.
Malone." He grinned down at me. "Get yer ass up here,
boy!" He pulled me into a strong kiss. His beard was
scratching my face, but i loved it.

This was one sexy
mutherfucker. He ground his mouth into mine, stabbing
his thick tongue, In and out of my mouth. Then he
pushed my face down to his tits. "Eat 'em good, punk!"
I licked around each one, and chewed them a little.
While I was doing that, he had his hand down my back,
working some lube into my asshole. First one thick
finger, then another. Those fingers were like little
dicks. I was hunching back on his fingers, moaning
around his tit. He pulled me off his tit, and said,
"That's enough of that, baby. I want that ass, boy.
You want daddy to fuck that ass?" I said, " Shit, yes.
fuck me!!!"

He flipped me on my stomach and climbed up
on me, pushing my legs apart. I felt that huge dick at
my ass and started wiggling. He laughed and said, "Be
patient, baby. Daddy's gonna make you feel all
better." He pushed and the head popped in. I was on
fire, and let out a yelp. He stopped and asked, "Are
you ok, baby? Do you want me to pull out?" I let out a
loud hiss and pushed my ass back, taking another 3
inches in. The burning was going away. He let out a
chuckle and rotated his hips, feeding me another 2
inches. I moaned and pushed back again, until I felt
his afro scratching my ass. "You got it all, boyee!!
I'll let you get used to it, the I'm gonna give you a
fucking you'll never forget." He leaned forward and
bit my ear, and licked me on the back of my neck.

I
moved my ass back against him, to let him know that I
was ready. "Please fuck me", I begged. He slid out 4
inches, and slowly packed them back in. I let out a
long moan. He pulled halfway out then pushed back in.
"How's that, baby? Ole Karl doin' you right?" "Ohhhh
fuck yeah!!! Fuck me daddy!!!", I moaned. He was
setting up a good motion, fucking in and out. Leaving
just his flared head, then pushing back all the way to
the hilt. He pulled completely out and turned me on my
back. "I want you to see what my black dick looks
like, going into your tight white ass."

He grabbed
some towels to put under my ass, so I could see him
fuck me. He rubbed the head of his dick on my ass and
laughed when I tried to suck him in my ass. "You want
this dick, don'tcha?" "Hell yesss!!!! FUCK ME!!", i
screamed. "OK boy, but remember, you asked for it!" He
slowly slid all 11" in until he hit bottom. Then he
went to longdicking me. All the way out, all the way
in. He leaned down and ground his mouth onto mine,
forcing his tongue back into my mouth.

He was sweating
like a river, and the smell was an added turn-on. He
was the fuckin' man! He picked up his pace and said,
"I'm almost there, boy!! You want this nut?" I could
only nod my head. I was beyond words. This was the
fuck of a lifetime, by a hot handsome NBA player, one
who had been a longtime fantasy of mine. Drops of
sweat fell on me as he furiously fucked me. He was
like a wild man. "YEAH, BOY!! Here it cums!! AHHHHH
FUCK!! GODDAMN!!!! I'm cumming!!!!! Take it!!!" I
could feel jet after jet of his scalding cum, as it
filled my ass.

That triggered me and I nutted all over
his hairy chest. With the last spurt, he collapsed on
me, breathing hard. "Damn, boy. Where did you learn to
fuck like that?" I told him, "I was just waiting for
the right teacher." He grinned at me and lowered his
head for a tender kiss. We laid there kissing, and he
said, "Let's hit the showers, boy. The night is
young." But that's a whole different story.

2/11/2008 9:26:36 PM

words

2/11/2008 9:43:15 PM

bttt

3/22/2008 12:03:53 AM

wtf words

3/22/2008 12:04:23 AM

3/22/2008 12:05:42 AM

I like where this thread is going.

3/22/2008 12:06:07 AM

ahahah i love the t-rex cartoons

especially dromiceio

3/22/2008 12:07:50 AM

I thought this was a joke, but didn't find the funny.

3/22/2008 12:08:03 AM