Credit Report Dot Com Baby

2/11/2008 12:42:03 AM

AHAHAHA I ALMOST MADE THE SAME THREAD JUST NOW


as in i had this copy/pasted and almost hittin make new topic:

Well I'm shopping for a new car, which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV.

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked, so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my TV. Thought about goin' but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly I'm looking fat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby....

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : lol]

2/11/2008 12:43:36 AM

hahah awesome. I love those commercials. They're catchy as hell. I find myself singing it during everyday chores.

2/11/2008 12:44:50 AM

well i dont like the commercial, i just wanted to make a thread

2/11/2008 12:45:13 AM

i actually enjoy the commercials

2/11/2008 12:47:55 AM

requires enrollment in triple advantage

2/11/2008 12:48:23 AM

but it's not really free.

2/11/2008 12:48:37 AM

F-R-E-E that spells free

2/11/2008 9:56:00 PM

F-R-E-E

2/14/2008 3:04:24 PM

i'm thiiiiiiiinking of a number

2/14/2008 3:10:20 PM

Quote :

"my posse's getting laughed at"

hah, I always thought he was saying his P.O.S. is getting laughed at.

2/14/2008 3:11:35 PM

I hate this commercial

2/14/2008 4:12:00 PM

seriously, this commercial makes no sense. What the hell is knowing his credit is shitty gonna do to help him in this situation?

2/23/2008 1:10:01 AM

had he known, he could have checked and seen that his score was bad...because, you know...people usually are unaware of their credit status

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 1:13 AM. Reason : but not really]

2/23/2008 1:13:24 AM

haha. is it bad that I just had the tune going in my head while I was saying it?

2/23/2008 1:15:06 AM

but it's not like he could have done anything different at that point. His score is shitty whether he knows it or not.

2/23/2008 1:15:20 AM

I think the drummer in those videos is a retard. Check him out next time you see the commercials.

2/23/2008 11:07:04 AM

corrections

Quote :

"Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack"

Quote :

"Now instead of lookin' fly and rolling PHAT"

2/23/2008 11:10:37 AM

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity, now I'm in here every evenin servin chowder and iced tea.

Shoulda gone to Free Credit Report dot com (YEEHAW), I coulda seen this comin at me like an atom bomb.

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts.

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 11:16 AM. Reason : .]

2/23/2008 11:15:49 AM

also gotta luv their new hit


Someone stole my credit
now im working in a restaurant
serving fish to tourists in t-shirts
this wouldnt have happened
if i went to f-r-e-e credit report.com sir
oh i hate being a waiter
it smells like fishh.. (i dont remember the rest)

2/23/2008 11:16:37 AM

^^SHIT! you beat me by like a millisecond

2/23/2008 11:17:03 AM

I WANT MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/23/2008 11:36:10 AM

stuck in my head

2/29/2008 10:44:14 PM

yeah, the one boner posted is the ONLY one of their commercials that makes sense

2/29/2008 11:23:36 PM

Quote :

"but it's not like he could have done anything different at that point. His score is shitty whether he knows it or not."

i was being sarcastic

2/29/2008 11:36:32 PM

It's all right now..... baby it's right nowwwwwww

2/29/2008 11:39:44 PM

3/23/2008 11:43:36 PM

ttt

3/24/2008 12:56:21 AM