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"Franklin — An Alabama woman whose body was found last week outside her locked sport-utility vehicle in a mountain parking lot died of hypothermia, because she could not reach her keys inside the SUV, authorities said. The body of 47-year-old Sandra Ordner was found hours after she used her cell phone to call her husband Jan. 31 to tell him she was going hiking. A funeral for the Atlanta native was held Wednesday in Norcross, Ga. Macon County Sheriff Robert Holland said it had been extremely cold and raining in the hours before Ordner's body was discovered in the parking lot of the Whiteside Mountain Trail. Ordner's keys and cellular telephone were locked inside her 2002 Landrover SUV, Holland told the Press-Register in Mobile, Ala. Holland said Ordner was alone. Her death initially was investigated as a homicide, but the autopsy determined that she died from hypothermia, Holland said. Holland said that the presence of "smudges" on the SUV windows suggested that Ordner had tried to break the glass with her hands. Ordner's husband called the Franklin Police Department in Macon County early Feb. 1 to report his wife missing. A person living in the area discovered the body at 10 a.m. that day"

Woman dies of hypothermia outside of her land rover that had her keys and cell phone inside it??

I mean I would hope that any female that drives a land rover could figure out how to break the fucking window if her life depended on it.

2/9/2008 12:32:04 PM

yeah that sucks

2/9/2008 12:33:05 PM

AHAHAHA WOMEN ARE HELPLESS LOL!

2/9/2008 12:35:54 PM

hiking... mountain... rock?

2/9/2008 12:37:22 PM

^

2/9/2008 12:37:54 PM

but her insurance would've gone up!

2/9/2008 12:38:49 PM

ahahahahahaha that's priceless.

way too early in the year to give the annual darwin award to her.


She'll definitely be a main competitor though.

2/9/2008 12:52:24 PM

rock = still alive

2/9/2008 12:53:17 PM

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"extremely cold and raining"

HEY HONEY IMMA GO HIKING!

2/9/2008 1:06:34 PM

was it really that cold. February has been a scorcher anyway.

2/9/2008 1:45:45 PM

"Oh, I can't break the window, my husband will kill me!"

2/9/2008 1:47:05 PM

awww dammit. I forgot my onstar pin number

2/9/2008 1:49:28 PM

WTG women

2/9/2008 1:49:39 PM

hopefully she died before having any children

2/9/2008 1:53:01 PM

Wow.

2/9/2008 1:54:08 PM

^^agreed because those would be some sad children.

2/9/2008 1:57:21 PM

thats retarded

2/9/2008 1:58:30 PM