looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed

2/1/2008 8:49:20 PM

Im out of your range

2/1/2008 8:49:58 PM

i'm 26, but i don't like the sound of this

2/1/2008 8:50:04 PM

brt

2/1/2008 8:50:13 PM

if you take me to the chinese buffet i'll let you do anything you want to me.

2/1/2008 8:50:43 PM

2/1/2008 8:51:01 PM

help, i'm trapped in wikipedia

2/1/2008 8:51:43 PM

2/1/2008 8:55:03 PM

you gonna put out? i mean, im willing to get slaughtered, but ur gonna at least have to give me head first.

2/1/2008 8:55:19 PM

You mind specifying the species?

2/1/2008 9:01:13 PM

the only way to do it is to let me bite your dong off, or cut it off. and then we can try to share a last meal of sauteed cock before i let you bleed to death while i read a star trek book

seriously has no one heard of this? i figured most ppl had heard this story

2/1/2008 9:01:32 PM

sounds like a Tom Petty video..

2/1/2008 9:02:20 PM

In what do you sautee it?

2/1/2008 9:03:08 PM

i have had heard of this briefly, but im really focusing on trying to hook up with jackleg.

2/1/2008 9:04:31 PM

I knew it!
I was about to post that this was reminding me of that one case where the guy found that other guy online and then ate him dick first.

yeah, its this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 9:05 PM. Reason : link]

2/1/2008 9:04:36 PM

sooo puppy, what did you google search to find that

2/1/2008 9:51:09 PM

I'm guessing it was saved in her favorites.

2/1/2008 9:52:10 PM

she probably searched the quote i posted in my first post.

durr

2/1/2008 9:52:45 PM

:-[

2/1/2008 9:56:09 PM

actually I searched for "cannibal eats penis"

Quote :

"I'm guessing it was saved in her favorites."

yes, because I'm always researching about new ways to kill people.

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : diamondace]

2/1/2008 10:04:55 PM

we talked about this in Nick Halpern's Postmodernism class way back in 2003

2/1/2008 11:25:33 PM

right here. i'm all for jackleg cock

2/2/2008 12:47:26 AM

damn looks like i missed another tww lay

2/17/2008 1:35:56 AM

pick me pick me pick me me me mememememememememe

I'll feed a lot of people or one person for several days

2/17/2008 2:05:29 AM

you had to include the "well-built" part didn't you


even decently built would have worked

2/17/2008 2:15:34 AM

Quote :

"I've had one desire since I was born To see my body ripped and torn To see my flesh devoured before my eyes I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice Carve me up, slice me apart Suck my guts, lick my heart Chop me up I like to be hurt Drink my marrow and blood for dessert EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be-- EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain EATEN... I would do anything to be-- EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be-- EATEN... I finally found you, my personal slaughter As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter Call me sick but this is what I need My only purpose here is for you to feed Desecrate me Tear me limb from limb Eviscerate me Chew me to death"

2/17/2008 2:52:02 AM

you guys are gross.

2/17/2008 2:57:28 AM

you're gross.

2/17/2008 2:59:29 AM

[touches nose]

NOT IT

2/17/2008 3:01:13 AM

you're a towel.

2/17/2008 3:03:39 AM

Actually Rammstein made a much better song about that. It was so macabre that I looked it up on Wiki and found the article posted above.

There are definately some very strange people out there.

Lyrics can be found and explained here:
http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/reise_reise/mein_teil

[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 8:35 AM. Reason : .]

2/17/2008 8:34:42 AM

interesting. they probly wouldn't have been able to make a case against the guy if he hadn't stabed him. you know, just let the drugs and alcohol kill him.

i also loled when it said cannibalism wasn't illegal until this happened

2/17/2008 9:22:28 AM