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fuzzybunny
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http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/31/baby.microwave.ap/index.html

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" Williams said she asked Arnold how she got the child into the oven.

"She said she fit right in," Williams said."


all i can say is wtf is wrong with people

sorry if it's old but i couldn't find anything in search...

2/1/2008 12:17:09 AM

TroopofEchos
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I'm sorry but LOL at quote

2/1/2008 12:17:48 AM

7trax
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If I saw a picture of the dead baby/red corvette joke, I might laugh.

2/1/2008 12:18:14 AM

hypaone
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holy crap... wtf

2/1/2008 6:05:50 AM

Nighthawk
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Some people are fucking terrible. I would absolutely destroy somebody that did that to my baby boy and anybody that does this should be killed in the most brutal way possible.

BTW I think some dead baby jokes are funny. But the reality is something completely fucking different.

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 8:44 AM. Reason : ]

2/1/2008 8:28:28 AM

Thecycle23
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""The evidence is going to show that she did not purposely take the life of her own baby.""


Ha...good luck with that. I often accidentally put things in the microwave -- ESPECIALLY living things.

Ha.

2/1/2008 8:34:32 AM

d7freestyler
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wow, that's sad....


but lol at the quote.

2/1/2008 8:43:15 AM

blasphemour
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Joel loves dead baby jokes.

2/1/2008 8:44:04 AM

gunzz
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She fit right in

2/1/2008 9:13:50 AM

darscuzlo
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this is definitely not funny......



but it would be if she had dressed it clown suit first

2/1/2008 9:49:44 AM

scm011
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kid cuisine

lol

2/1/2008 9:50:59 AM

terpball
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not funny at all

2/1/2008 9:53:11 AM

JeffreyBSG
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^^
hahaha

2/1/2008 9:55:30 AM

Snewf
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I've never been drunk enough to microwave a baby

execute this woman

2/1/2008 10:50:11 AM

JeffreyBSG
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this is one of those cases where I agree w/ "eye for an eye"

put that bitch in a giant microwave and set for 20:00, and hit "Start"

2/1/2008 10:53:12 AM

darkone
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I made a real dead baby joke the other day. It was funny. Most things are funny in the 3rd person.

2/1/2008 10:53:49 AM

Snewf
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too difficult

just shoot her in the head, bury her in a shallow grave and never speak her name again

its better just to move on

2/1/2008 10:54:21 AM

d7freestyler
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did she just press the popcorn setting and bounce?

2/1/2008 10:56:26 AM

JeffreyBSG
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a shot in the head is too good for this bitch
at least shoot her in the knees and elbows first

2/1/2008 10:57:39 AM

Snewf
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that's a waste of bullets

dead is dead

no need to torture her... just remove her from society

2/1/2008 10:58:19 AM

JeffreyBSG
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disagree...there is a need to torture her...painful and horrific death should be repaid with painful and horrific death

2/1/2008 10:59:38 AM

d7freestyler
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nah, just get it out of the way. no need to stoop to her level.

2/1/2008 11:01:28 AM

Nerdchick
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what about this part?

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"Linda Williams testified that she developed a sexual relationship with defendant China Arnold when the two were cellmates in the Montgomery County jail in March."


sounds like a porno to me

2/1/2008 11:01:31 AM

7trax
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^I see what you did there.

2/1/2008 11:11:38 AM

bethaleigh
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this is disgusting... how could this idea even possibly cross someone's mind?

2/1/2008 11:11:42 AM

DirtyMonkey
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What's more fun than stapling babies to the wall?























Tearing them down!



A guy from college told me that one, and as awful as it is I still chuckle. But seriously, this woman should be fed to the sewer rats.

2/1/2008 11:15:17 AM

puppy
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what a sick terrible woman!

I agree that she should be put in a giant microwave.

2/1/2008 11:22:19 AM

Cyphr_Sonic
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I'll heat up 50 pounds of popcorn in for the main attraction which will hopefully look like thishttp://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/64-gerbil_in_a_microwave

2/1/2008 3:12:44 PM

BridgetSPK
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"DNA recovered from the ceiling of the oven matched that of the baby, he said."


(The way this story is written is fucked up. They didn't say "DNA recovered from the oven." They had to say the "celing of the oven" just to let us know that a little fucking baby popped and splattered all over the oven. Excellent reporting.)

[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 3:24 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2008 3:23:07 PM

mkcarter
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^i hadnt thought of it like that, thanx for the description

2/1/2008 3:56:51 PM

BridgetSPK
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any time

2/1/2008 4:05:10 PM

Callaway
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"I've never been drunk enough to microwave a baby"


I want this on a bumper sticker!!!....What a fantastic line!

2/1/2008 4:09:24 PM

Str8BacardiL
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http://www.iveneverbeendrunkenoughtomicrowaveababy.com

2/1/2008 4:10:38 PM

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"(The way this story is written is fucked up. They didn't say "DNA recovered from the oven." They had to say the "celing of the oven" just to let us know that a little fucking baby popped and splattered all over the oven. Excellent reporting.)"


well thats what happens when you boil all the water in your body...steam explosion

2/1/2008 4:19:47 PM

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