yeh, i'm talking to you, Mitch Taylor

1/30/2008 5:45:44 AM

Quote :

"JUST GOT REAL"

1/30/2008 5:47:51 AM

Dear valued customer


your order for care has been processed, we are currently out of stock, we will fill your order as soon as we get more

1/30/2008 5:49:07 AM

is that the best you could come up with?

1/30/2008 5:51:25 AM

I guess you missed the whole, "we're currently out of care" part

1/30/2008 5:53:31 AM

^This guy has been practicing his emo comebacks. God damn he's good.

1/30/2008 5:56:09 AM

my bad

was I supposed to cut my wrists in a tub of hot water?

1/30/2008 5:58:43 AM

down the street, not across the alley

1/30/2008 6:00:35 AM

^^No. Why would you want to do that?

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:01 AM. Reason : Suicide has already been done by a wolfwebber, you gotta be more original.]

1/30/2008 6:00:51 AM

don't worry, I enjoy living too much to do that

1/30/2008 6:04:03 AM

That's good. Do you enjoy living enough to eat your cheerio's with guinness?

1/30/2008 6:06:10 AM

I hate cheerios and guiness

1/30/2008 6:08:04 AM

Oh man.. You are going to have some trouble in life living like that..

1/30/2008 6:09:19 AM

so far so good!

1/30/2008 6:10:25 AM

You might as well stay up and get drunk. End this tww fiasco with some fine early morning liquor drinking.

1/30/2008 6:11:54 AM

been drunk since 7:00 PM


I have one beer left from this case

then I'm gonna take a taxi to Bojos!

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 6:14 AM. Reason : i didn't touch the case til 11:00 pm!]

1/30/2008 6:14:11 AM

I sober'd up around 1am, broke out the half gallon of capt morgan's at around 5:30am.

Drink a couple more shots, and a few beers on the 90minute drive to court, i'll be just right for my appearance.

1/30/2008 6:18:07 AM

not smart to go in reeking of booze


(why i avoid court in the first place)

1/30/2008 6:19:03 AM

Nah, listerine to kill the smell.

1/30/2008 6:22:08 AM

gonna cleanse your alcohol ravaged pores with it?

1/30/2008 6:24:15 AM

One night of drinking alcohol certainly wouldn't ravage my pores.

1/30/2008 6:26:03 AM

yeah, no way that could happen





lol

1/30/2008 6:27:02 AM