http://www.tucsonweekly.com/gbase/Currents/Content?oid=47130

Quote :

" Tucson porn-proprietor Tyrone Henry wants you to know that blowing your load on the faces of blindfolded, underage girls who think they're participating in a facial cream marketing study is not fraud or any other crime, no matter what the Arizona Court of Appeals said last month. He also wants you to know he was framed."

1/29/2008 11:35:38 PM

1/29/2008 11:35:58 PM

ahahahaha

1/29/2008 11:36:22 PM

Holy shit hahahahahaha

1/29/2008 11:37:45 PM

I have discovered that TWW topics concerning a link and an optional quote are exactly 5 days behind the front pages of digg and reddit

1/29/2008 11:37:45 PM

ok, this is 10.25/10, a rating I've never assigned before. AWESOME

1/30/2008 12:00:25 AM

Quote :

"The girls said they heard heavy breathing and Henry say, "It's coming," and then felt a thick, warm substance applied to their faces."

hahahaha

1/30/2008 12:01:56 AM

Quote :

"a legal gray area."

1/30/2008 12:03:47 AM

Quote :

"I think they got mad at me because I busted them." "

Quote :

" The girls' testimony matched that of several UA students who told the police a year before they'd been conned by Henry. "

Wow

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 12:11 AM. Reason : .]

1/30/2008 12:10:15 AM

haha, thats great

1/30/2008 12:11:41 AM

Quote :

""No one in the Legislature had ever thought of it. It's not the sort of crime that had come up before.""

ha ha

1/30/2008 12:13:54 AM

"come up"

1/30/2008 1:33:24 AM

10/10 hopefully more will see this thread in the AM

1/30/2008 2:56:06 AM

http://az.gov/webapp/offender/offender.do?id=p14080

1/30/2008 3:21:13 AM

first of all... that's not illegal
second of all... i was framed

Quote :

"Thinking about it later, they realized they'd been hoodwinked and called the police."

o rly?

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 5:26 AM. Reason : ]

1/30/2008 5:22:34 AM

Please tell me this is fake

1/30/2008 9:15:29 AM

it's fake

1/30/2008 9:16:54 AM

^Thanks lol

It would have been more believable if they would have left out stuff like "Blowing your load" that would not be in news articles.

1/30/2008 9:36:44 AM

WhiteDewOriginalFacials.com

did you guys notice he lives near 2 daycares?

1/30/2008 9:37:57 AM

^ yeah, i saw that. lol

1/30/2008 9:43:24 AM

^greg oden?

1/30/2008 10:01:10 AM

holy shit, a black guy in tucson. i seriously kept a running count when i was out there and never got over like 50 or so, and half of those were at strip clubs.

black folks are like fuck this desert bullshit yo

1/30/2008 10:04:50 AM

I never heard of busting a nut as "popping off"

usually "popping off" is used in the context "keep poppin off at the mouth and i'll bust yo head son"

1/30/2008 10:06:29 AM

poppin bottles

1/30/2008 10:07:17 AM

^^So then using context clues, you could say poppin off = spewing at the mouth, you can figure the rest out on your own.


Oh and if "popping off" on teenage girls faces is wrong, then I don't want to be right! ZinG!

[Edited on January 30, 2008 at 10:33 AM. Reason : 0966452ag56op0+//d.]

1/30/2008 10:31:55 AM

^hed P.E. lyric, you mean.

1/30/2008 11:08:29 AM

WAT?

1/30/2008 11:31:58 AM

The Chorus of this song: If fucking you is wrong, I don't wanna be RIGHT.

1/30/2008 11:34:30 AM

Quote :

"^Thanks lol It would have been more believable if they would have left out stuff like "Blowing your load" that would not be in news articles."

It's a real story, it's just not a major paper.

1/30/2008 11:45:27 AM

Quote :

"usually "popping off" is used in the context "keep poppin off at the mouth and i'll bust yo head son""

hahaha on ESPN they're talking about Plaxico Burress predicting a win in the Super Bowl. The headline at the bottom? PLAXICO POPS OFF

1/30/2008 12:07:18 PM

^^ Yeah I can believe the story. I just knew that it would not be in a "real" newspaper with that language

1/30/2008 1:14:12 PM

where is NC86 for THIS thread, I wonder?

1/30/2008 1:43:44 PM

Quote :

"In all, the sole material evidence in the case was a globule of his sperm found on one girl's sweater. Henry claims the girls were playing with everything in his apartment, including his laundry basket."

lol

1/30/2008 2:42:42 PM

Quote :

"where is NC86 for THIS thread, I wonder?"

masturbating furiously

1/30/2008 2:46:03 PM

to the pedo vid, no doubt.

1/30/2008 2:50:45 PM

I swear I thought it was face cream

1/30/2008 5:36:23 PM