i just got into my little sisters stuff and its way over my head. what are they talking about doing exactly?

the newest stuff is first so start at the bottom

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" thanksbaby ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 8:36 PM DATZ WUT I WANNA H3AR B^AB^Y ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 11:34 PM k we are not gonna 2 do nunthin till im ready k ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 8:33 PM DNT G3T M3 WRONG IM ALL FOR IT B^UT I WNT U TO ^B^ R3ADY FIR5T BA3 ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 11:31 PM idk i guess im just confused..???? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 8:28 PM W3LL D3N WHY U WANT IT TO HAPP3N? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 11:24 PM im still am ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 8:22 PM WUT HAPP3N3D TO U B^3IN ALL SCAR3D B^OUT G3TTIN HURT BA3? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 11:19 PM 4real when am i gonna find that out ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 8:18 PM DNT WRRY BA3 IM GUUD AT IT ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 11:15 PM aww yea i think you do have to have a tlc baby ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 8:13 PM I 5AID IF UR FRAGIL3 TH3N IM JU5 GONNA HAV3 TO TAK3 R3AL GUUD KAR3 OF U WITH T3ND3R LOV3 N KAR3 ----------------- Original Message ----------------- Date: Jan 25, 2008 11:07 PM heyy so what did you say in that last text "

what the hell is a tlc? better be thin layer chromatography or theres gonna be hell to pay

1/29/2008 5:40:56 PM

translation: she's gonna get slammed by her boyfriend

1/29/2008 5:42:40 PM

tender loving care

1/29/2008 5:42:54 PM

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"T3ND3R LOV3 N KAR3"

1/29/2008 5:42:56 PM

come over to my place and i'll demonstrate it for you.

1/29/2008 5:43:15 PM

srsly? tlc = tender loving care

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 5:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/29/2008 5:43:37 PM

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"k we are not gonna 2 do nunthin till im ready k"

awwwww

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 5:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/29/2008 5:43:42 PM

Definitely anal sex. Hey...this way she still gets to keep her virginity.

1/29/2008 5:43:49 PM

hi daire



[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 5:44 PM. Reason : thin layer chromatography? HAHAHHAHA]

1/29/2008 5:43:53 PM

your sister is gonna lose her virginity to some dumbass

1/29/2008 5:44:16 PM

translation: she's gonna get slammed by her boyfriend

1/29/2008 5:44:45 PM

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"Definitely anal sex. Hey...this way she still gets to keep her virginity."

bahhh hahaha ... now that i think bout it - i wouldnt be surprised

1/29/2008 5:45:01 PM

basically, he's using the "just the tip" line

but in a combination of internet, l33t, and classic 12 year old speak

1/29/2008 5:45:10 PM

That shit gav3 m3 a fucking h3adach3 to r3ad

1/29/2008 5:45:22 PM

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"translation: she's gonna get slammed by her boyfriend"

1/29/2008 5:45:39 PM

what a fag. people really type like this? fucking kids

by the way, your sister, well she's gonna be a whore. apparently.

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 5:46 PM. Reason : fuck fuck fuck fuck]

1/29/2008 5:46:03 PM

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"heyy so what did you say in that last text"

lol

1/29/2008 5:46:43 PM

yeah that last message sounds like big sister sent it

1/29/2008 5:47:26 PM

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"translation: she's gonna get slammed by her boyfriend"

Quote :

"your sister is gonna lose her virginity to some dumbass"

and I can only imagine what this guy sounds/looks like in person, if your SISTER can type somewhat normally, there's no hope for him.

1/29/2008 6:03:50 PM

the sad thing is, they are not 12 but probably more like 18

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"Definitely anal sex. Hey...this way she still gets to keep her virginity"

there are some broads that think any sex(anal/oral included) = losing virginity....fucking wierdos those broads...

1/29/2008 6:05:57 PM

This is not daire. this is a friend. Their ages are 13 and who knows...17?

1/29/2008 6:10:38 PM

looks like someone's being talking into taking it in the pooper

1/29/2008 6:13:42 PM

maybe she was cyberin some 11 year old kid on yahoo

1/29/2008 6:17:48 PM

someone's gonna lose thier "virtue"

1/29/2008 6:18:14 PM

Damn this chick is DTF.

1/29/2008 6:18:21 PM

DTF... down to fuck... i get it. but i think you just made it up, cause... internet

1/29/2008 6:19:54 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dtf

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" DTF 246 up, 32 down Abbreviation for "down to fuck" Your DTF everyday! I didnt wanna date the ho, I was just DTF. "

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 6:21 PM. Reason : e]

1/29/2008 6:20:53 PM

my dtf every!!


jesus, it looks like it would be more difficult to type that way than to just spell it right

1/29/2008 6:22:39 PM

ive just never heard anyone actually say DTF

ive even heard people say WTF (outside of wolfweb trivia night)

1/29/2008 6:23:36 PM

haha. you better go get her some bcp's

1/29/2008 6:24:25 PM

don't act like you weren't dtf at that age

1/29/2008 6:25:04 PM

1/29/2008 6:26:10 PM