i was in the gas station tonight, got some gas, and i also picked up a drink and some smokes. some crazy dude comes up and tells me how nice my drink looked. i told him thanks, and that i appreciated his compliment of my beverage.

then he asks if i was planning on putting alcohol in it (vodka in particular) - and i said no. then when i thought he was going away, he asked me if i was a musician.

i was thinking "what the fuck"

i said no im not. so then he said, so what are you? i just looked at him, and he said, "well... are you a hunter or what"

at that point i realized that he was assuming i was a neck cause of my camo hat. at least he thought i was a country singer first. i must be pretty

1/24/2008 10:03:30 PM

cuz I'm young and i'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir? iowknow.

1/24/2008 10:05:41 PM

i put on a fairy hat and fuck electrical outlets

1/24/2008 10:06:43 PM

i got 99 problems but a hat aint one

YO

1/24/2008 10:06:46 PM

1/24/2008 10:10:49 PM

Was this guy also in a camo hat?

in any case, he sounds a little [homo]

1/24/2008 10:49:02 PM

I hope this was a truck stop and not your local gas station.

People are weird as fuck.

"It's a crazy world out there"

1/24/2008 10:51:34 PM

so very beep beep

1/24/2008 10:53:04 PM

1/24/2008 10:53:54 PM

edit that shit

1/24/2008 10:54:55 PM

edit my cock

1/24/2008 10:58:13 PM

i'll edit my nuts in another mans mouth

1/24/2008 11:09:22 PM