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chembob
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Conjugal Visit Sex.

http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

1/24/2008 9:54:59 PM

pttyndal
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There's another site like that somewhere that was posted a while back.

1/24/2008 9:55:53 PM

DiamondAce
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In on page 1.

1/24/2008 9:56:05 PM

BigMan157
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dibs on Brass1s

[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : i was gonna call dibs on Stabbrella too but thought better of it]

1/24/2008 9:56:27 PM

ndmetcal
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Quote :
"Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person. "

1/24/2008 9:59:22 PM

DiamondAce
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I'm kind of digging Fisty.

1/24/2008 10:00:25 PM

chembob
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this one's done everything except rape and murder



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"Name: Crushrrr

Age: 23

State: California

Convictions: Assault, armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson.

Favorite hobbies in prison: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.)

Why I deserve another chance: I don't."

1/24/2008 10:00:36 PM

Agent 0
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deputy weigel knows all about this

1/24/2008 10:01:50 PM

phatbat
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chembob knows what make-up sex is like?

1/24/2008 10:02:12 PM

bbehe
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chembob knows whats up

1/24/2008 10:04:04 PM

FykalJpn
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"two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash"

1/24/2008 10:06:20 PM

StillFuchsia
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"Favorite hobbies in prison: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don't let that."


LOL

1/24/2008 10:07:34 PM

pilgrimshoes
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AWESOME

1/24/2008 10:09:36 PM

dagreenone
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I call dibs on Scrappy



Name: Scrappy4Life

Age: 20

State: California

Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.

Favorite hobbies in prison: I'm active in the "political system" in here and tho I'm young I'm moving up the ranks of the strongest gang in here.

Why I deserve another chance: I deserve a husband because I deserve kids and we're allowed to have them if it's with a husband. I'm good with kids usually except that one time and I could be the best locked up mommy in the world.

1/24/2008 10:10:04 PM

elkaybie
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FISTY!



Name: Fisty

Age: 25

State: Mississippi

Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.

Favorite hobbies in prison: I do protection in here and I also like to read and do some poetry. I have a job in the garden and I like that it's nice.

Why I deserve another chance: You've never known what a freak is until you meet a woman who has thought of nothing but sex for fifteen years without getting any. Give me this chance and your mind will be the first thing I blow but not the last.

oh SNAP! sign me up

[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : b]

1/24/2008 10:11:09 PM

Ernie
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Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

1/24/2008 10:11:46 PM

simonn
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"Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife. "

LOL

1/24/2008 10:16:17 PM

bbehe
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" What about diseases?

All six states that allow conjugal visits require the inmate to test clean for all sexually transmitted diseases before allowing an intimate meeting. That means you can perform your coital acts without the need for sticky, awkward or embarrassingly loose fitting condoms without any risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And if you don't come back for six months, you can rest assured that she hasn't been with any other man during that time, so no matter how dirty she may get, she'll always be clean as a whistle where it counts. "

1/24/2008 10:16:56 PM

punchmonk
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we DVR Seinfeld and we watched that one yesterday.

1/24/2008 10:17:18 PM

pilgrimshoes
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JUST AS LONG AS I DONT HAVE TO TAKE ANY TESTS WE COOL

1/24/2008 10:18:07 PM

simonn
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"And if you don't come back for six months, you can rest assured that she hasn't been with any other man during that time"

unless someone else answered her personal o.O

1/24/2008 10:19:49 PM

puppy
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^maybe once someone has claimed them they are taken off that site?

1/24/2008 10:21:08 PM

pilgrimshoes
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oh ill get em off that site

or maybe just get em off

1/24/2008 10:21:58 PM

chembob
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well, "conjugal" comes from conjugation, which also means marry.

so these personals are for marriage, i'm pretty certain.

1/24/2008 10:23:40 PM

pilgrimshoes
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i think you're overthinking things

1/24/2008 10:25:31 PM

Darb5000
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"I'm good with kids usually except that one time"


lol

1/24/2008 10:27:49 PM

ThatGoodLock
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"Convictions: Drug deal went bad and it's just like that I'm up for killing a cop."


lol

1/24/2008 10:28:13 PM

ThatGoodLock
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Quote :
"Convictions: Arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one."

1/24/2008 10:30:15 PM

ParksNrec
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Quote :
"Why I deserve another chance: A few years ago this pastor started coming in to preach the gospel and ever since then my life has changed. He's so smart and so hot I think of nothing but having his pious face buried in my mangy minge, even if all he ever does is blab on about God. You marry me and I'll dream of you instead and we can be together all the time I'm allowed. My streetwalking days make me mushy but so skilled you won't know it and the difference experience brings will make you insane with lust once you've had a taste of me."

1/24/2008 10:30:21 PM

JK
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fisty looks like a real cutie

1/24/2008 10:34:08 PM

capncrunch
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Quote :
"BEST
LOCKED UP
MOMMY
"

1/24/2008 10:35:04 PM

pilgrimshoes
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deceptive myspace shot like whoa

1/24/2008 10:35:11 PM

ShawnaC123
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I've always been a fan of drunken sex.

1/24/2008 11:50:20 PM

BlackDog
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that site should be called STDCentral.com

1/25/2008 12:23:05 AM

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