Attention all water signs...what I am asking for may sound a little out of the ordinary, but i assure you I am a catch. I am looking for something exciting and new. Come aboard, I'm expecting you. LOL seriously, I need someone to share my sushi with, but there's a couple things you gotta do for me along the way: 1) You must keep my skin damp at all times. (This is critical; if I dry out before I get back to the tank, it could be a disaster.) 2) Also, I have stigmata. A little blood tends to ooze when my heart races, so you have to be okay with at least a little bleeding, and hopefully you won't have any open sores of your own. 3) A small wardrobe requirement for you: please suit-up in full Luchadore gear - I'm lookin' for mucho lucho, friends. I need a man in a Mexican wrestling mask to come over and give me the tamale. If you're still reading, I'd love to hear from you. My computer uses an advanced program that converts text into a series of high pitched squawks and squeals, so it's going to take me a couple minutes to respond, but, be assured, I want to hear from you.
XOXO
The Hungry Blowhole

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/549399893.html

ummm.............

1/23/2008 8:09:59 PM

i got through the first 2 lines and knew you didn't write it. there wasn't any major typos. so i stopped reading.

1/23/2008 8:11:50 PM

look, you just can't go making mean nicknames for yourself up like this

1/23/2008 8:12:46 PM

its a fat girl

1/23/2008 8:13:29 PM

Im an aquarius

1/23/2008 8:16:09 PM

cancer

1/23/2008 8:16:39 PM