The ad for this product just came on tv
I mean honestly, do people really buy this shit?
https://www.buykinoki.com/?cid=421140


Claims to remove toxins and other harmful elements (and cellulite?) from the bottom of your feet

1/21/2008 3:08:43 PM

IT REMOVES CELLULITE AND PARASITES SIGN ME UP!

1/21/2008 3:10:11 PM

haha do you suffer from the following symptoms - headaches, backaches, depression...

1/21/2008 3:11:37 PM

https://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/

1/21/2008 3:13:03 PM

I'll order this as soon as I stop regretting my purchases of my Showtime Oven, my Magic Bullet and my ShamWOW

1/21/2008 3:16:33 PM

the Magic Bullet and the Shamwow both look a lot more useful than a new-age energy footpad

you should get the gold magnetic earrings to help you quit smoking too

1/21/2008 3:24:07 PM

I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THOSE!

1/21/2008 3:26:19 PM

Shamwow has to be one of the best names ... ever. I don't know what it is, but I already want to buy it.

1/21/2008 3:26:37 PM

saw this on tv about a week ago

kinda weird

i wonder if it does actually turn black and shit

1/21/2008 3:31:17 PM

I hate the asshole in the ShamWOW commercials more than anything

He's like a more asshole version of Chad from the Alltel commercials

1/21/2008 3:32:32 PM

i think elkaybie got some shamwows for christmas


OH YA HERE'S THE THREAD

1/21/2008 3:36:29 PM

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW SHAMWOW


WATCH HOW IT SUCKS UP THE LIQUID

1/21/2008 8:26:26 PM

i remember this commercial. creeped me out.

1/21/2008 8:29:43 PM

i was gonna make a thread on this. i mean really, how freaking dumb are people to believe this works. on no the pad turned black i must be free of toxins now.....or you just have some dirty ass feet.

1/21/2008 10:02:12 PM

https://www.hdwraparounds.com/ver2/index.asp

Any stupider than HD glasses?

2/2/2008 6:33:42 PM

^

ahahaha

i was going to make a thread for those after just seeing the informercial on the history channel

[Edited on February 2, 2008 at 6:37 PM. Reason : e]

2/2/2008 6:37:07 PM

It just pisses me off when real life has worse definition than my TV.

2/2/2008 6:38:43 PM

i know right

time to upgrade my eyeballs

2/2/2008 6:39:22 PM

What I really want is a set of HD glasses that DVRs life for me.

2/2/2008 6:41:22 PM

http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/cvs/gateway/detail?prodid=367101

cvs sells more expensive kinoki pads apparently

2/2/2008 6:42:52 PM

Billy Mays is freakin boss, hoss

2/22/2008 7:33:53 PM

^^^ ahahahaha

2/22/2008 7:38:45 PM

http://www.devicewatch.org/reports/sapsheet.shtml

if you thought for even a second that these might work




i have some real estate i'd like to sell you







on mars

2/22/2008 7:48:19 PM

the magic bullet works though.. I can vouch for that one

2/22/2008 7:49:39 PM

Every time I go to the doctor in Japan they prescribe me bullshit like these footpads. They always say, "It's traditional medicine. It works real good."

Sometimes I just want some cough syrup goddammit

2/22/2008 7:53:11 PM

I had a bad back injury a few years back. My doctor couldn't figure it out so he had me doing yoga and acupuncture.

Its all bullshit.

2/22/2008 7:55:06 PM