So in my life I probably have not smoked more than 50 times. Drank a lot...more than I can ever count and done a hard drug about 10-12 times in my life. Either way in 2007 I might have only smoked 6-8 times and that was in the jan-may months. From about july-january I did nothing. Then came this great job opportunity making 25 K plus commission. (1500 a month in comish) Making around 44 K a year. However I was wasted last Saturday and took 2-3 hits off a blunt....Anyways I was hired and had to go to the drug test place today. Hair samples not urine samples. I am freaking. I ask some of the potheads I know and they say I am screwed. Says it shows everything you have ever done in 7 years. Lady had said it is up to a year compared to the urine which can be gone in a month. I am praying for a miracle but I don't see how. Have any of yall or anyone you know ever had one of these done? PLEASE let me know anything you can do to help. Only I would ruin something good like this.

1/18/2008 7:46:05 PM

here's an idea.

DON'T DO DRUGS THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY

/THREAD

1/18/2008 7:47:07 PM

Quote :

"Anyways I was hired and had to go to the drug test place today."

are you actually asking if people can help you with something that you have already taken

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 7:52 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2008 7:48:00 PM

yea, you're pretty much fucked.

1/18/2008 7:48:12 PM

Get a *really* short hair cut. Shave everything.

1/18/2008 7:48:35 PM

yea, you're pretty much fucked.

1/18/2008 7:48:36 PM

^^yeah thats not suspect at all

1/18/2008 7:49:16 PM

I guess you'll have more time to TAILGATE now.

1/18/2008 7:49:33 PM

Quote :

"Only I would ruin something good like this."

You're fucked. But it's not really like it's your fault or anything.

The majority of people would fail a hair test. It's silly to think there's something you did wrong or something you could have done differently.

1/18/2008 7:50:35 PM

Quote :

"^^yeah thats not suspect at all "

It's more suspect if you actually fail the test.

1/18/2008 7:52:44 PM

Did they do it with the hair off your head or elsewhere on your body? My friend had a drug test done w/ his armpit hair.

1/18/2008 7:53:20 PM

not all places will fire you if you fail

1/18/2008 7:55:25 PM

"hi i would take the drug test but i just shaved all the hair off my body"

1/18/2008 7:59:12 PM

don't worry about it. you should be fine. I was about 2 weeks out and took two hair tests for my job. passed with flying colors.

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 7:59 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2008 7:59:13 PM

"hi i would take the drug test but i just shaved all the hair off my body swim competitively in my free time"

1/18/2008 8:00:12 PM

rofl that always works

1/18/2008 8:02:15 PM

Quote :

"here's an idea. DON'T DO DRUGS THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY /THREAD"

1/18/2008 8:03:12 PM

It's threads like these that remind me how glad I am that I have never done drugs.

1/18/2008 8:05:08 PM

Quote :

"It's threads like these that remind me how glad I am that I have never done drugs. "

1/18/2008 8:06:17 PM

dnl, I dont think you have anything to worry about working McJobs....

1/18/2008 8:10:14 PM

I had to do this once when I was in college. I got a product from GNC called "Clean Slate". It was a pill, a drink, and some shampoo. It supposedly got it out of your hair, piss, and blood. I followed the directions on the package. Wash your hair with the shampoo, let it sit in your hair for 30 mins, rinse it out. I did that like 4 times the night before I had to take the test, and once the morning of. Passed with flying colors. Hope that helps. Good luck.

Didnt read the thread...if you've already taken the test, you could be fucked...

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 8:21 PM. Reason : added the last part...]

1/18/2008 8:20:16 PM

don't sweat it

in ten years when these companies stop making fucking progress because of "lack of new ideas", they'll back the fuck off.

right now they're just avoiding being fined by the police force/secondary tax collectors

be patient

1/18/2008 8:21:13 PM

out of curiosity...what's the job?

1/18/2008 9:06:11 PM

yeah what job is this i dont want to take it i hear hair drug tests last for like 2 years

1/18/2008 9:06:43 PM

i thought they used the hair follicle to test you?

1/18/2008 9:14:45 PM

They do. Anyone who says anything about cutting hair is an idiot.

1/18/2008 9:28:17 PM

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"As hair grows out, any drugs used are encased in the hair shaft, so the longer the hair, the longer back in the individual's drug history the laboratory can detect."

1/18/2008 9:31:30 PM

^ idiot

1/18/2008 9:33:24 PM

^ That's a quote from wikipedia.

1/18/2008 9:35:48 PM

Exactly. You are better off getting some detox shampoo, rather than looking sketch with a close haircut.

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : a]

1/18/2008 9:36:58 PM

<-- thats me not giving a shit

1/18/2008 9:37:09 PM

vix isnt very bright...


but nonetheless, i would hit it raw dawg.

1/18/2008 9:37:45 PM

yeah vix likes it in the butt too

1/18/2008 9:39:29 PM

wait wat
you like it in the butt
when did this happen
why wasn't i informed

1/18/2008 9:40:58 PM

Line starts here:

1). Pusha T

[Edited on January 18, 2008 at 9:42 PM. Reason : hrm]

1/18/2008 9:41:58 PM

^^^ I don't remember ever saying I liked it in the butt.

1/18/2008 9:47:53 PM

i dont remember you ever saying you didnt

1/18/2008 9:48:47 PM

too bad now, there's a line forming!

2.)XSMP

1/18/2008 9:48:52 PM

i got thirds

1/18/2008 9:53:17 PM

no you have downs

1/18/2008 9:55:26 PM

that aint what yo mama said last night


OH SICK BURN

1/18/2008 9:56:11 PM

shave your head.

1/18/2008 9:57:19 PM

lets go drink jessiejep my treat

1/18/2008 9:58:04 PM

Quote :

"a subject who has ingested drug not only deposits a record of use in hair during growth of the hair via blood supply to the hair follicle"

Doesn't that imply that the longer your hair is, the more of your drug-use history they have access to?

1/18/2008 9:58:27 PM

no jessiejepp.. he'll give you aids.


go with me, i got papers to prove im not infected.

1/18/2008 9:58:44 PM

lets go drink jessiejep my treat

1/18/2008 9:58:59 PM

get outta here im a 10

1/18/2008 10:00:16 PM

ur a druggie

1/18/2008 10:01:07 PM

cause you know me right

1/18/2008 10:03:23 PM

u r 1 2 talk

1/18/2008 10:03:46 PM